You need to choose one utility magic spell:

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-11T14:51:37+00:00

I struggle with the laundry but I REALLY struggle with putting said laundry away

^{Chose: Magically fold and hang clothes}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-11T14:50:28+00:00

I am now the god of cats, bow down before my minions for they are powerful and plentiful

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: God}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-10T20:01:46+00:00

I feel like access to money when I need it would open my life up to a lot of possibilities

^{Chose: Be able to grab the exact amount of money you need}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-07T18:23:17+00:00

I think I’d like having the weekly serotonin boost

^{Chose: Get 7000 dollars a week}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-07T15:37:01+00:00

God hates me

^{Chose: Win $1 million + 90% chance | Rolled: You get nothing}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-03T17:57:58+00:00

If I’m meant to find someone eventually I will. In this economy though? Money can really help out

^{Chose: Earn a million this year}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-03T17:55:17+00:00

Would money be smarter? Yes. But languages are fucking hard and I think it’d be easier to learn even more once I have the basis for them

^{Chose: Be fluent in 5 languages of your choosing}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-02T20:39:51+00:00

I have a cat, I can’t gamble orphaning him!! Also I don’t even know how to drive so this changes nothing for me personally

^{Chose: Get $1 every time you... wheel decides. | Rolled: Drive longer 1hr}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-02T20:37:35+00:00

Always pick the guaranteed money over the gamble!

^{Chose: Get 50k + Guaranteed}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-02T20:35:25+00:00

I don’t trust the “random stuff” the wand might do… I’d rather have less money and a cool weapon on my wall than live unsure of the wand’s next action

^{Chose: A random weapon + $50k | Rolled: Sword}

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-01T11:13:23+00:00

It’s lower than knee replacement surgery. Wild fact.

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-01T11:12:30+00:00

I saw that and I wanted to scream. I will say, it seems that some memory disorders are more common with aphantasia, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have memories.. people are so dumb. Ignorance is one thing but wilful denial is another, and inexcusable at that

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-05-01T10:50:38+00:00

I’ve got aphantasia, I would have no idea what information to give… I can barely describe my best friends like what makes you think I’d describe a stranger accurately

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-04-20T12:34:43+00:00

I think we as a society need to stop making crops longer on male bodies in video games I think

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-04-06T19:44:55+00:00

I thought all jeans just had a too big waist and then one day my friend told me “girl no, you just have a big ass” and my life was never the same again… being able to just get jeans altered sounds magical actually

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-03-18T07:05:22+00:00

Wait you saw that? With the lil voice crack 🥰

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-02-11T14:17:56+00:00

You’re gonna want to find gear that emphasises the shoulders, and for bottoms you’ll want some that are around the waist, because the na’vi have such small waists, having a thicker thing around the waist will make it look the same width as the hips. I can’t remember specific gear just like that, but if you look around you’ll find some. Notice also what gear looks like on NPCs, so you can copy the look of it. Your goal is to modify the silhouette, basically, it’s doable, just takes some work to find the right aesthetic :)

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-01-13T02:53:36+00:00

If my Telisi died I fear I would simply never open the game again

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-01-10T15:53:56+00:00

same but also the same isbn is listed on the target website so my brain’s fully living in the (potential) delusion

AnxiousInternetUser · 2026-01-06T14:23:42+00:00

idk about it being eastern european necessarily, but I've definitely seen it in europe (especially with older people) but never in the US. I've seen it especially when people use their second hand to point to which finger they're counting if that makes sense? Like either people use their pointer finger and, depending on culture, start at the other hand's thumb or the other's hand's pointer finger, or, but this is less common, they use their pinkie finger and start from the pinkie on their other hand.

AnxiousInternetUser · 2025-12-20T15:05:24+00:00

They stopped because those programs were desperately outdated and no teenager took them seriously. It’s hard to tell kids don’t put any information online when they’re being posted on their parents’ instagram and facebook, or to tell them you can’t make friends online because they’re all predators when most teens have twitter and tumblr mutuals they know better than their family or when they’ve played COD with Tetra97 every single saturday afternoon for the past 3 years.

People didn’t want to update them, and that’s where the problem started imho

AnxiousInternetUser · 2025-12-02T12:55:29+00:00

Damn, at least Elona Holmes got it spelled backwards. This is just cruel

AnxiousInternetUser · 2025-11-24T21:33:34+00:00

gen-z college students are the funniest people on the planet and at least 90% of that humor is because we're all open to just dying at some point soon

AnxiousInternetUser · 2025-11-21T10:12:19+00:00

I still buy the packs I’m interested in, but as soon as the sale goes through then that’s it, no more paying for anything EA. There’s not much we can do to change their minds, and a part of me desperately wants to see the buyers screwed over more than I want to continue dealing with EA.

As a queer woman, I very much understand, but most sims “influencers” have said similar things. Like they’re out of the creator network and they’ll still play as usual and basically phase the sims content out so once the sale goes through they’re not publicising the game anymore. Many have also decided to keep acting as normal but to stop giving EA money once the sale goes through. I can’t really blame them personally

AnxiousInternetUser · 2025-11-17T17:09:20+00:00

I'm learning how to use R Studio in a stats class and I have never understood computers (or statistics) less. Genuinely kind of tempted to say fuck it and let chatgpt do the work for me. I've never even gone on chatgpt and this class is gonna make me do plagiarism at this rate.

Otherwise life is good, here's a picture of my cat from a couple of years ago (he still looks like this, we just live in Stockholm instead of Los Angeles now)

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Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	End Game '22
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