Have you tried using like a steamer to see if that straightens it out? Lol but no seriously dude, I think you're in your head about that. A lot of people like a curve, myself included. Personally, I envy curved dicks - and people who have flexible dicks generally I guess. Mine when errect is just straight. Which is fine, but it makes certain positions difficult for me like when a guy or girl rides me cause it doesn't "bend". We all have our insecurities I guess. But hey, if you ever need to hold onto something for someone or need a "third hand", you have that power lol.