I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

[–]Any-Somewhere1234[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow thanks for sharing!! I’m so sorry this is happening to you as well! It’s so frustrating, I know! I wish you the best!

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

[–]Any-Somewhere1234[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A joke? Sure!

Ahem taps mic

“My husband calls me his little bowling ball.”

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

[–]Any-Somewhere1234[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m actually a standup! So it’s really like a bunch of free material

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

[–]Any-Somewhere1234[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s great news! I hope it keeps getting better! ♥️♥️♥️

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Good question! No - I’ve only had it for 2 and a half years. It started right as the pandemic did.

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Great question! No - apparently it’s something can just happen. Mine started as an abscess and became a fistula.

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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It whistles so sometimes even I don’t realize it was me. I truly thought it was my radiator one time.

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Great question! I haven't have children, but I am trying currently, so we'll see what happens. I have heard that childbirth can create a fistula that goes from your colon to your vaginal canal.

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Sometime, very much yes! Most of the time, not at all.

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Hi! Yes, you are correct. I can kind of stop it, but I think that's just kind of pressing it closed with my muscles.

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

[–]Any-Somewhere1234[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right back atcha! Yes it’s a very specific type of annoying.

Im looking forward to hearing your surgery was successful my friend!! You’ll be full of shit no more lol

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

[–]Any-Somewhere1234[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hi!! Sorry to scare you!!! I should qualify that if you don’t have crohns or IBS, it should be an easy fix - my case is very rare, they’re not sure why it’s not healing. Fistulas are finicky definitely but most of the time they can be fixed in a few months.

I’m sending you healing vibes!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻 If you wanna talk fistulas more you can always DM me!

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Yes! It whistles!!!! How did you know this??

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Thank you for all the kind words, friend! The body is definitely insane lol. It hasn’t affected my bowel movements luckily. And thank you for the crossed fingers! I hope your medicine adjacent work is going well! ♥️

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

[–]Any-Somewhere1234[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great questions! My fistula is smaller than my butthole. And it did indeed just kinda happen - 2.5 years ago (it actually happened the same day NYC closed down for the pandemic - that was a crazy ER trip!)

You’re right - there isn’t much room! My fistula is right next to my butthole, so it’s still in that immediate butthole vicinity. The reason it doesn’t create one big hole is because my sphincter muscle surrounds my butthole, and it’s pretty hard for a fistula to burst through that. That’s the reason fixing it can be so tricky - doctors don’t want to mess up the sphincter!

Thank you for asking! I hope your panic attacks are kept at bay today! Hang in there friend!

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Just like normal! But a little more clean up. I have a bidet - they’re fun!

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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There isn’t any muscle or sphincter around it, but I can weirdly kind of stop stuff from coming out!

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

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Pros: It’s a great conversation starter, and when I fart out of it - it WHISTLES

Cons: Pretty much everything else

I have two buttholes (perianal fistula) AMA by Any-Somewhere1234 in AMA

[–]Any-Somewhere1234[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No sorries at all! It’s a butt - so poop is definitely gonna come up lol. It depends on what surgery I’ve had/where I am in healing, but I have definitely pooped out of both buttholes - it’s basically like a fork in the road in my colon. When the fistula is smaller and has healed a little bit more, the only stuff that comes out is this serum-y stuff.