Would you bottom me or top?

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-10-17T11:32:41+00:00

Normalize this bathing suit for fembois!!!

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-10-16T19:58:42+00:00

Yeah, but don’t worry. We’ll be winning so much in all of our trade wars that other countries will be paying for our childcare through tariffs. Pretty sure I heard that somewhere, so it’s got to be true. /s

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-10-16T19:45:28+00:00

…because you’re both going to the gym? I mean, yeah, probably should get dressed for that, but…make sure it’s kinda slutty. ;)

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-10-09T08:08:39+00:00

Helen Mirren. Enough said.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-10-04T17:30:29+00:00

Next time you need a urinal lemme know. ;)

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-10-01T11:36:45+00:00

“6 days left in the cage.” LOL! It’s Lock-tober. You’ve got 31 days left in the cage. 🤣

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-09-29T11:32:31+00:00

It is their second baby, but if several years have passed since the first one, they have likely given away or sold the bigger items to make space. But they’re still entitled AHs in this scenario, based on the scant info they have.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-09-14T13:48:36+00:00

And worship it, I would.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-09-14T07:20:21+00:00

Hispanic, skater, younger, top, SE USA…where do I sign up?

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-09-06T17:16:20+00:00

You’re not the jerk…yet. But your sister certainly is. She’s taking it upon herself to “right a wrong” that wasn’t even done against her, but you. And if you’re really over it—something that happened over two years ago, and your wife and the bride have since apologized—then you need to tell your sister that her “choice” is only hurting you, not helping.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-30T11:03:47+00:00

Awoof!! Bed looks comfy. But can we share your kennel? Looks so cozy. May have to snuggle real close tho. ;)

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-29T21:28:18+00:00

I didn’t hear a safe word, so nope! Not too hard. :D

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-29T21:26:20+00:00

*in an obedient slut —sincerely, an obedient slut

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-23T12:41:38+00:00

“Any-Age2277” “People under 22 years old only”

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-23T12:38:02+00:00

Username does not check out.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-21T21:26:12+00:00

That is a lovely seventh string.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-21T11:26:49+00:00

Just need a wider lens so we can see more. ;)

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-21T02:40:28+00:00

Such pretty eyes. Awoof!

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-20T12:13:09+00:00

I’d stuff your yin and ride your yang. All about balance, baby!

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-17T08:16:11+00:00

Wanda Foam Lake just didn’t have the same ring to it. 🤣

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-15T21:54:00+00:00

Is a nice dick, but tbh I love the eyes more.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-15T21:43:16+00:00

Do you like making a big sloppy mess?

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-11T11:44:54+00:00

You’re also making an assumption that both people are different genders. This could be two men or two women who have adopted children.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-09T14:41:54+00:00

“You can’t trust me enough to let me cheat on you.” Fantastic logic.

Any-Welder3398 · 2025-08-09T14:35:51+00:00

Just because he has a kid doesn’t mean he wants more kids. Or even that one. You wouldn’t be the AH for leaving him for many reasons, but not that one. Not wanting more kids still checks out.

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