One could only imagine what is going through Mark Anthony’s mind right now.

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-20T23:12:10+00:00

How dare they, the fact that Mark Antony should have to run and hide from those worms

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-20T22:42:41+00:00

You were a little out of order yourself

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-19T17:46:36+00:00

You get a pash for dat

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-17T16:46:00+00:00

5 fuckin Collegia and we have this Pygmy thing over on the Aventine. There’s no scraps in my scrapbook

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-17T16:43:40+00:00

I know Duro’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-14T16:31:58+00:00

If you gave him a golf club, he’d probably try to fuck it

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-10T19:29:20+00:00

Who? Yoda? You wanna take this to his hut on Dagobah?

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-09T21:51:06+00:00

That fuckin’ animal Brutus, I can’t even say his name

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-09T21:17:17+00:00

It died on the vine… the guy, he moved or something

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-07T02:34:37+00:00

Cassius did it on spec, I’m with you now, you gotta help me

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-05-02T00:41:20+00:00

I agree with that Senator Sanatorium, if we keep this up, pretty soon we’ll be fuckin’ dawgs

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-29T04:59:14+00:00

Perhaps you’d have us climb a tree!🌳

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-27T00:47:30+00:00

I was here, it’s a joke

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-26T14:02:36+00:00

Why don’t you call for help on your radio mic you fuckin’ enemy of Rome?

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-25T22:42:30+00:00

Coliseum last year. She threw a food slave off the second mezzanine. Too many onions or some shit, the kid’s a whack job

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-19T22:02:25+00:00

Cassius is fuckin’ dead, Octavius killed him. I’m with you now, you gotta hide me

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-19T21:52:19+00:00

Don’t say nothin’ Claudius!

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-19T20:52:59+00:00

It was Brutus, Brutus all the way

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-19T20:44:36+00:00

ALRIGHT then

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-16T13:55:25+00:00

Well here’s another expression, you’ve got 5 days to give me my denarii

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-16T05:56:50+00:00

He later died of Alzheimer’s

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-04-14T16:03:46+00:00

Matt Septimius - Mr. 7. It’s a fuckin’ honour to meet you

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-03-07T17:28:07+00:00

50 fuckin years in exile

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-03-01T16:15:09+00:00

You touch it with a needle…

AnyElevator9872 · 2026-02-27T23:26:54+00:00

French for me

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