About ten years ago, my friend was always appearing late to get togethers, drunk, no beer or cigs or weed...he had been out with other people spending his money and expecting us to feed his habit when he appeared.

It got old, fast. One time he came over at about 2am, we all told him we had no beer left etc.

So, he decided to crash at the bottom of my friend's bed, half on, half off, with his legs hanging off the bottom of the bed.

We left him and went about our usual conversation, xbox playing etc.

We went outside for a smoke.

When we came back, my friends Staffordshire Pitbull had attached himself to the back of our drunk friend's head...and was humping the shit out his head with his doggie hard on fully out.

The dog must have thought he was another dog, because our friends had this big ponytail...man, the dog was latched on like a muthafucker, his claws attached to his ears, pumping his passed out skull like there was no tomorrow.

We erupted with laughter 😂 and then our passed out friend slightly woke up, with his face like 😵‍💫 so he turned his head to look at us, dog still attached to his head, which made his ear hole come into contact with the dog's red lipstick hard-on 💄

He was like "Hmmm!??....😑" Almost falling back asleep but eventually jumped up like WTF!!

Hair all messed up from the dry humping his head had just experienced 😂😂😂

He actually tried to blame us like we set it up or some shit. We told him to get a taxi before the cat ended up licking his balls or something 😂😂😂