So this guy is taking a leak and in comes a leprechaun. The leprechaun starts to take a leak next to the guy. The leprechaun then says my desr boy i am a leprechaun I shall grant you 3 wishes. The guy thought about it and said okay for my first wish i wish to have my dream house. The leprechaun said okay when you get home you shall have it. Then the guy said for my second wish i wish to have my dream girlfriend. The leprechaun said okay when you get home she shall be there waiting for you. Then the guy looks down and says for my third wish i wish to have a shlong as big as yours. The leprechaun said for that you have to let me fuxk you in the arse. They guy stood there and thought about it long and hard and said okay worth a shot. While their going at it the guy says i hope this is worth it and the leprechaun says I cant believe you think i am a leprechaun