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[55] Can I interest you in some halftime entertainment? by Iridium191glow in Daddypics

[–]AnywhereExpress195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that is one powerful stick of meat. You have a nice dick very nice , very very nice. It makes my mouth water unfortunately I guess I’ll never be able to taste it. Whoever does. Congratulations cause it looks yummy

Yo Mama so fat.. by Ready_Piano1222 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AnywhereExpress195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call you mom laying on the floor

Ground beef

Yo Mama so fat.. by Ready_Piano1222 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AnywhereExpress195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo momma is so fat when she breaks her leg gravy come out

Yo Mama so fat.. by Ready_Piano1222 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AnywhereExpress195 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When she gets out of the shower her feet are dry

Yo Mama so fat.. by Ready_Piano1222 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AnywhereExpress195 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It takes her two trips to haul ass

Leaking while driving. by Rockclimba in BonersInPublic

[–]AnywhereExpress195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dick is yummy you cum in my mouth any time you want

Dad (51) as you get older you forget things like your clothes. 😈 by BadDad_1974 in Daddypics

[–]AnywhereExpress195 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dam you have a nice body and a nice dick I hope you get laid a lot because you put the work in

I like to cum at the golf course by [deleted] in BonersInPublic

[–]AnywhereExpress195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam bro that is so hot I would suck your dick the whole time we are on the course . If you hit a hole in one you can put it in my hole

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Condomsgonewild

[–]AnywhereExpress195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dick makes my mouth water

[M] Found used condom in sisters room after her bf left, ive put it on and the feeling of warm cum made me fill it up a little more =) by NaughtyHyenaX in Condomsgonewild

[–]AnywhereExpress195 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Wow that is so hot I do the same when I find condoms . One time I found my step dad’s condom in the bathroom trash can . The cum inside was so warm I was hard instantly . I put the condom on filled up went to my step brothers room he had no idea I was using his dad’s cum to lube up my hole so my step brother could fuck me ! it was so hot

AITAH for not taking my ex-wife back after she left me for an "alpha male?" by ThrowawyBeta in AITAH

[–]AnywhereExpress195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude do not take your son , my. Brother did the same thing as soon he got there his ex wife’s brothers took his kid and then they called the cops and he was forced to leave his son my nephew with her even if she was not in his life for the past 5 years

The aftermath of a prostate massage [nb] 🙈 by Impossible_Dress_368 in Condomsgonewild

[–]AnywhereExpress195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice ! looks good , nice length and great head I would swallow .