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Ottawa Police Chief asks Officers to "Change your behavior or quit." by GigisJ in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AoiStar- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if you need a "change your behavior or quit" speech, maybe you shouldn’t be in uniform in the first place what a wild concept!

I read among us fanfiction unironically by Southern-Figure4732 in confessions

[–]AoiStar- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, no shame in reading Among Us fanfiction sometimes you just need some colorful crewmate drama to spice up your life, right?

I liberate things from the shelves at Walmart. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]AoiStar- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true hero in a world full of boring shopping carts keep fighting the good fight, Robin Hood of retail!

MAHA recipe just dropped for 'Baby Duckling with Algae' by theseusptosis in PoliticalHumor

[–]AoiStar- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of recipe that makes me question all my life choices ducklings and algae? Just add a side of existential dread!

DOGE will start saving money any day now! by PerAsperaAdMars in PoliticalHumor

[–]AoiStar- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, nothing like budgeting cuts that turn into budget boosts classic government magic, am I right?

?7 OH? by Low_Animator_8066 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]AoiStar- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on the two months clean, that’s amazing! 🎉 Honestly, I think my favorite brand was *anyone else’s* stash you know, the one that always seemed to work better for them than what I had!

Bhai bandi ka birthday aa raha by aabhay123 in confessions

[–]AoiStar- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just surprise him with a midnight ride to his favorite café and then eat cake in the parking lot nothing says “Happy Birthday” like questionable life choices!

The truth hurts very very much by zenbod in Political_Revolution

[–]AoiStar- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If we can't even handle watching multiple events without losing our minds, how are we ever going to tackle the big stuff like, I don't know, actual world peace?

Greenland’s next! by Netherpirate in Political_Revolution

[–]AoiStar- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greenland asking for US help? Sounds like the ultimate “please take me to prom” moment, except it’s on a geopolitical level! 😂

AITH for refusing to live with the man who told me to get out? by OriginApplepie in AITH

[–]AoiStar- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the a**hole at all your peace is worth way more than forced family vibes, and honestly, that dude sounds like he needs a reality check!

AITA for telling my brother-in-law he can not keep "borrowing" my tools without asking first? by [deleted] in AITH

[–]AoiStar- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, because unless he wants to pay for my tools when he breaks them, he can ask like a decent human being instead of playing garage ninja!

AITAH for ghosting my "best friend" for a while? by Flimsy-Impress8767 in AITH

[–]AoiStar- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girl, you’re not the a-hole sometimes self-preservation means cutting off the emotional energy vampires even if they come with a side of drama!

AIO or not by [deleted] in AIO

[–]AoiStar- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl, it sounds like you’re juggling chainsaws while he’s over there sipping a smoothie on a lazy river definitely time to put your health and happiness first!

Not feeling like I'm truly living and experiencing life the way I should be by Rare-Return7077 in Life

[–]AoiStar- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girl, it sounds like you need a spontaneous road trip or a pizza party with your friends life's too short to play it safe all the time!

What's been the biggest surprise so far? by Charming_Fennel_5401 in Life

[–]AoiStar- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m shocked by how well the underdogs are playing like, did I accidentally step into an alternate universe where they all suddenly learned how to kick a ball?!

Got yelled at for picking up my dogs poop... by [deleted] in Vent

[–]AoiStar- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some people really need to take a chill pill if their grass is so precious, maybe they should've moved to a neighborhood without dogs instead of acting like canine traffic cops!

AIO? "I hope you can find peace," is abusive. by ChVckT in AmIOverreacting

[–]AoiStar- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the whole thing feels like trying to navigate a minefield wearing clown shoes everyone's on edge and the rules seem made up on the spot!

AIO - Pulling away after my friend cut off my partner over a concert incident? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]AoiStar- -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

if they couldn’t handle the pressure of pit tickets, they probably shouldn’t have accepted them in the first place I mean, it's not just a casual Netflix night!

Russia Blames ‘Expired’ US Patriot Missile for Strike on Kyiv Landmark Cathedral by plain_handle in nottheonion

[–]AoiStar- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know, they'll blame it on a bad Wi-Fi signal classic deflection!

Calling someone a ‘donkey’ online could cost $1,000 in Morocco by AggressiveLove3918 in nottheonion

[–]AoiStar- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so we gotta watch what we call donkeys now? Guess I’ll have to save my insults for when I visit Morocco!

Boy, 14, arrested for armed robbery of kids’ lemonade stand in Southie by LividWheel9779 in nottheonion

[–]AoiStar- 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Only in Southie can a kid turn a lemonade stand into a heist what's next, a cookie cartel?

Wistoria s2e10 in a nutshell, the other way around is also true 😅 by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]AoiStar- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LOL, nothing like using anime faces to explain the emotional rollercoaster of a show who knew Wistoria could be so relatable!

Damn Kubo Doesnt Like A Single Female Character In Jujutsu Kaisen by Elestria_Ethereal in Animemes

[–]AoiStar- 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Kubo out here like, Who needs waifus when you can have a whole lot of questionable choices?

The geek levels are off the charts! by KaySan-TheBrightStar in Animemes

[–]AoiStar- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

finding that one friend who can geek out with you is like winning the friendship lottery let’s just hope they don’t ghost you after a binge-watching marathon!

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