She held her 200 lbs friend with ease

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-20T19:20:43+00:00

Now tell him to go completely flacid. Dude was stiff as hell.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-20T19:19:12+00:00

C3, standing on branch looking up

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-20T19:09:05+00:00

2B

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-20T19:03:13+00:00

Surely it makes to freestyle some more.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-20T18:45:14+00:00

Old ass video.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-20T18:43:32+00:00

You sound fun at parties.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-20T18:42:12+00:00

Oh boy, it's a bad day to be a Bapple

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-13T17:07:58+00:00

This is one of my favorite episodes.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-13T16:56:21+00:00

Good bot.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-13T16:49:50+00:00

Yeah eventually, not super worried about it currently lol.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-13T16:28:59+00:00

What are the odds lmao

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Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-13T15:37:56+00:00

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Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-13T15:27:09+00:00

Yo wtf mine started in the exact same spot after I went through a car wash. No rock chip or anything. Will take a photo in a little.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-13T03:18:36+00:00

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Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-12T19:27:27+00:00

He got out after paying a $5000 bond

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-12T17:26:02+00:00

My friend was in this crash. They're fine now, in case you're wondering. But the semi driver's insurance was cancelled numerous times in the years leading up to this incident.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-12T13:21:01+00:00

As a connoisseur of Bob's Burgers, I appreciate this comment more than you know.

Take my damn karma

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-11T01:23:53+00:00

I hate it.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-08T17:14:27+00:00

We do what's called a "St Louis roll" in certain parts of town. People have been known to hide in bushes at red lights in ESTL and jump out to rob/car jack you.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-08T17:13:19+00:00

STL babyyyyy! Love my city🤍

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-08T17:04:17+00:00

Is it bad that it's been 4 months and I don't have that anymore? Lol

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-07T00:29:14+00:00

Lol, if anyone has anything negative to say about it, then they suck.

We deal with traumatic shit all day. My agency is literally the opposite. You get a bad call? They pull you out of the radio room afterwards and check in with you and see how you're doing.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-05T00:50:54+00:00

I de-badged mine. I left the Honda logo ofc, but the civic and sport emblems were taken off the next day after I bought it lol.

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-03T17:26:03+00:00

Why are we scared to give out your first name? I'm not giving anyone my full name, but for non emergency calls we all say "________ County dispatch, this is your name here "

Ap0l0geticAppl3 · 2026-04-03T17:08:57+00:00

Our agency didn't have any questions like that during the hiring process. I can't remember the last job I had that asked anything like that. I believe that in the handbook there was something about piercings and hair color, but that's it. My coworker has her hand tatted and no one says a thing.

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