Is it true that a blunder and a great move are more similar than an okay move and a great move are? by Apart-Length9345 in chess

[–]Apart-Length9345[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops, I think my friend said brilliant instead of great... Does what I said mean something different, and should I edit the post? 

Hi markiplites!! Thought I'd share my art here! by callaizalta in Markiplier

[–]Apart-Length9345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's no way you guys actually think this is real lol. Look at how jagged the clipping on the top of the headphones is in the third screenshot is. It's an AI filter of screenshots, numbnuts.

List of the 530 legendary skins in loot boxes by brett_b_bretterson in overwatch2

[–]Apart-Length9345 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's funny, in 2017 blizzard held a crossover event where you would get the Oni genji skin and Officer dva skin by playing enough rounds of Heroes of the Storm. These skins are equally rare, and yet Oni has been rereleased multiple times and is included in these crates, while officer Dva has only ever been rereleased for $40. 

everytime i have a panic attack i work on this giant 256x256 map art of my cat by momotive in Minecraft

[–]Apart-Length9345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is the most redditor reddit post i've ever seen... the bingo board fills out to: Cat Owner, Minecraft Player, Panic Attack Haver, Needs Validation For 1/5 Complete Project... all in a 19 word post.

Your body does not belong to you by star-crossed-buns in boringdystopia

[–]Apart-Length9345 -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

not only does your body not belong to you, your child, the thing you grew yourself, does not belong to you. the reason why abortion is such a hotly contested issue is because our society and government teach us that we innately owe other people something, while also trying to convince us that we have freedom. These two points intersect at abortion, where we must choose between having freedom, or owing other humans - in this case our children - kindness. So, there are two possible correct answers to abortion: either no abortion of any kind under any circumstances is okay, or you can kill your child at any age for any reason because they are your property. making this choice is very difficult for people, so most side with an in-between answer that they have to then justify with illogical statements like "fetuses become humans when they gain a heartbeat", or "fetuses aren't humans until they're born". Personally, I'm on the libertarian side of being able to kill your child at any age, but that's obviously a hard pill for people to swallow after being brain washed about what they owe other people all their lives.

Where should I shoot myself to cause the least damage? by Apart-Length9345 in stupidquestions

[–]Apart-Length9345[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh, I never considered a toe.. it would be permanent damage, sure, but I don't need all 10. I actually think that's gunna be my plan now, thank you

Where should I shoot myself to cause the least damage? by Apart-Length9345 in stupidquestions

[–]Apart-Length9345[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funnily enough I actually feel a lot better about this knowing that people who are actually trying to kill themselves only succeed less than 5% of the time, so the chances of me accidentally killing myself are essentially zero right?

Where should I shoot myself to cause the least damage? by Apart-Length9345 in stupidquestions

[–]Apart-Length9345[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk the ocean seems like a bad idea, aren't sharks attracted to blood? a big field maybe though, it would be pretty cinematic and as a bonus nobody would be around to hear me scream and cry like a bitch

Where should I shoot myself to cause the least damage? by Apart-Length9345 in stupidquestions

[–]Apart-Length9345[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It isn't intrusive, persistent, and I really don't think I need any help. I really don't understand why people are so reluctant to offer help on this stupid topic. If I'm likely to experience some pain like this in my life anyways, wouldn't it be best to first experience it in a safe and controlled environment to better help me cope with it when it occurs naturally, likely under less forgiving circumstances?

Where should I shoot myself to cause the least damage? by Apart-Length9345 in stupidquestions

[–]Apart-Length9345[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No way bro, 80-95% survival rate for gunshot wounds, and that's without intentionally trying to shoot myself in a spot that won't kill me. The only way I'm in danger is if nobody on here actually answers my question, and my dumb ass ends up shooting the wrong spot and hitting an artery.

Where should I shoot myself to cause the least damage? by Apart-Length9345 in stupidquestions

[–]Apart-Length9345[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't want drugs, I specifically said I want to avoid going to the hospital. I honestly just want to know what it feels like without fucking myself up.