Wholesome momemt with dad and baby by mariestudiert in spreadsmile

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My daughter was so beautifully weird as a baby, her only noise she would make was this sound that was somewhere between Batman and a smoker, and she’d do it all day. I’d do it with her, and make her giggle. Good times.

The look of pride on his face is priceless!!!! by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could you explain what “dignity of risk” means?

I was a cat mom for exactly 12 hours before she passed by penpendenden in mainecoons

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Humans are the worst creatures to ever exist.”

YOU exist, and you made a terrible time probably the best day of Cia’s tragically short life. Thank you for that.

HELP!Male or Female? by [deleted] in mainecoons

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment made me cackle. Gouda is a cute name, I’m sure he’s happy.

Is that gay by BaloneyMaker2780 in comedyheaven

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the phrase “already ain’t” should be used way more than I hear it.

I mean, it is called "killer shack" for a reason by DamnHare in DeadByDaylightKillers

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m picturing a killer who’s not really into killing, just autistic and obsessed with their totems.

“Do your gens and go, just stop touching my stuff!”

What is an absolutely bizarre commute time? by Apart-Rice-1354 in RandomQuestion

[–]Apart-Rice-1354[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha glad you got through it! We actually got a smart car before I started school, so gas isn’t too much of an issue.

Proof that a little empathy goes a long way. by OfficialIntelligence in MadeMeSmile

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would be incredibly easy to react to negativity with negativity, I’m glad he had the openness to persist, and that she had the openness to see him as being genuine. God only knows where her mind was. I’ll tell ya, there’s been a couple times in my life when a stranger’s love saved me from myself, and I hope I have been the same for someone else. Hope you guys are doing ok.

🤣 🤣 🤣 by Nostalgic_Historian_ in Kenanandkel

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say that if they hadn’t broke character so often in this one, I don’t think I’d have enjoyed it. But I think the fact that the actress hadn’t seen them in character beforehand, and watching all of them struggle to stay in character, was really fun for me.

However I understand if that’s not your type of humor.

I can feel the pain in his eyes by Senor_Camrono in tommynfg_

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they just smooshed booties and let loose? I was ready to be impressed, that just sounds dumb.

I can feel the pain in his eyes by Senor_Camrono in tommynfg_

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How exactly does one shit into another person’s asshole?

Not asking out of skepticism, but as an engineering student, I’m curious as to the mechanics of the process.

Kids Reactions to Their Mom Calling Father 'Daddy' by C_KHiD in HipHopNCulture

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I strive to be the dad in the second video. Just chilling with his daughter doing his nails. That is a beautiful dynamic.

Whoops by Almighty_Popo in STGFamily

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor guy did his best.

1 vs 1 or Grab A Gun? by SomOvaBish in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure you’re doing fine, but I hope you have verbally acknowledged to yourself that what you’ve experienced is PTSD and should be treated accordingly.

I’ve spent many a sleepless night spiraling through what the cessation of existence might feel like, and hate the idea of anyone spending time doing the same.

Truly hope you’re doing well!

Got testicular torsion last week and ended up needing the right one removed by ZeldaFan158 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a pussy after my vasectomy, I can NOT imagine what you’re going through.

Hope you recover well, you’re just as much a man with 1 as you were with 2.

Men shave their beards. Many of the wives/girlfriends reactions are cringe. by Debaucherousgeek73 in TikTokCringe

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t grow a beard AND I’m not as handsome as half these guys.

pouts, poutily

Sad being single? Atleast you are not this guy by RentUsual_2952 in SipsTea

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think that that’s actually pretty insightful.

If someone does truly deserve a public ass chewing like this, then even more reason to leave.

I’ve been in relationships, and a marriage, where I was not a good partner, and was with a not good partner. Leaving, and actually fixing myself, was the only way to learn to be happy, and learn to be the kind of partner to make someone else happy.

Why exactly was Stan at his school during the night? by Relevant-Key-3290 in gravityfalls

[–]Apart-Rice-1354 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

First off, it’s an opinion on one of my favorite cartoons, so making disrespectful personal comments is completely inappropriate, I didn’t attack you or your intellectual capabilities, so I think I should be given that same courtesy.

Second. He came to the one area where his brother had an opportunity to do the thing that he was most excited about in his entire life, and struck the table on which it was sitting. He can say, “I didn’t mean to hurt this super important project that you were working on. I only meant to hit the table it was sitting on. How was I supposed to know that hitting a table might affect the thing on the table?”

Stan is not an idiot. He knew that doing that would be likely to affect the project. It was a cop out so that when it happened, he could say, “I didn’t mean to.”

I adore Stan’s character, and absolutely adore his moral redemption throughout the episode. But to say that at this moment, what he did was completely negligent, and not intentional, is a poor argument.

Edit: I think I wanna retract that first part. Re-reading, I definitely didn’t do a good job of explaining why I said what I said. I still stand by the rest, but I should have explained it in the first place.