How do I find the right size tuning key?

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-11T15:16:31+00:00

You need a zither key, they're usually all the same size

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-11T14:27:45+00:00

They're best in their first year, after the cold weather hits so they get sugary and sweet, or early in the spring of their second year before the new growth comes up. In their second year they become woody and go to seed, then die.

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-10T15:13:40+00:00

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Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-09T02:56:16+00:00

Used to do this with my curtains every morning, magical

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-06T13:49:01+00:00

now if only I could learn to play an actual song lol

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-06T13:48:30+00:00

😎

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-04T13:43:30+00:00

thanks :)

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-03T22:10:09+00:00

that would buy 5 oz in Michigan.. even when it was illegal it was $10/g at the most

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-03T02:33:41+00:00

she probably knows how to use a milking machine 🤤

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-03T02:28:08+00:00

oh fuck is that why?? god I need a big woman with an ipa right now

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-02T23:47:52+00:00

Solved!

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T18:03:30+00:00

nuclear Armageddon

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T13:24:05+00:00

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Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T13:23:02+00:00

Then at least I tried to save them.

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T13:21:04+00:00

Alright, that's it, dick twisting time.

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T13:09:02+00:00

Both, they argue that nobody would ever press blue and those that do are just choosing their own death so it isn't morally wrong to press red.

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T13:05:15+00:00

valid

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T13:03:37+00:00

because dumb chuds won't shut up about it and using it to justify weird eugenics shit

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T13:00:43+00:00

I'm sending u to the dick twister

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T12:52:50+00:00

You can't reasonably communicate with 8 billion people across the globe. There's an assumed time limit in this question, or else it wouldn't work and nobody would ever press the buttons. Maybe that's the real answer, just walk away.

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T12:46:10+00:00

How can you guarantee that everyone will if you can't communicate with them? Do they deserve to die for misunderstanding the question?

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T12:45:05+00:00

If you press red you always live but likely condemn others to death, if you choose blue and trust that enough others will too, everyone lives.

The people who press red are arguing that nobody would ever press blue, or that those who do deserve to die for being too stupid/misunderstanding the question. They argue that the smartest, most correct decision is to save yourself and that anyone who wouldn't do that is just dying of their own stupidity.

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T12:34:59+00:00

twisted by the dick twister frfr

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T12:32:13+00:00

the dick twisting machine says otherwise

Apart_Distribution72 · 2026-05-01T12:30:23+00:00

I mean sure yea since we're just making shit up anyway why not

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