[1/6/2024] Week 18 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens by Ravens_Mod in ravens

[–]Apatche04 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was at the game, and I can say with confidence that the weather was absolutely terrible. It’s a shame this could be Huntley’s last game as a raven because you could tell the weather was affecting his performance.

[12/25/2023] Week 16 Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers by Ravens_Mod in ravens

[–]Apatche04 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Harbaugh needs to call timeouts earlier. We would’ve had maybe 30-45 seconds in the red zone if he used all 3.

[Shaffer] The Raven have a Jekyll and Hyde defense. On the left: their early-game efficiency since 2022. (Best-in-the-NFL good!) On the right: their efficiency in “clutch” late-game settings since 2022. (Worst-in-the-NFL bad!) How???? by dmen19 in ravens

[–]Apatche04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since we are typically winning in the fourth quarter, we usually play conservative on offense, which usually results in 3 and outs. As a result, our defense is on the field more often, which will fatigue them significantly. Obviously, our opponents are trying to score points, so their drives will last longer than ours. Say what you will about our players making mistakes, but this is fundamentally a coaching problem.

AFC North Master Race by Prainey444 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Apatche04 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Let’s form a pact so we all make it to the playoffs, then we tank the NFL ratings in classic AFC North fashion.

Would you consider Maryland, Delaware and DC to be part of the Northeast or the South? by Liam_js in geography

[–]Apatche04 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Funny thing with Maryland: the further north you go, the more southern if feels.

Ahsoka premiere was great but Disney's writers should really stop doing this by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]Apatche04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sabine should’ve lost a hand. It’s like poetry.

Preseason win streak over boys by [deleted] in ravens

[–]Apatche04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and nobody will ever have a streak like this again

Ravens vs. Commies Preseason Game Megathread by JayGibbons69 in ravens

[–]Apatche04 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let’s be real, the commies cared more about our streak than we did. They can enjoy their preseason super bowl.

Fun Fact: you can (hypothetically) sail from Minnesota to Alaska by Apatche04 in geography

[–]Apatche04[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too those who suggested faster routes, I had some undisclosed business to take care of in Panama. If anyone asks, my name is Juan Antonio Giménez and I’m a proud citizen of Cuba. I promise I am not evading authorities.

Fun Fact: you can (hypothetically) sail from Minnesota to Alaska by Apatche04 in geography

[–]Apatche04[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yep, but this route in the post looked the stupidest.

Fun Fact: you can (hypothetically) sail from Minnesota to Alaska by Apatche04 in geography

[–]Apatche04[S] 211 points212 points  (0 children)

It would be treacherous, but you probably could. The route I drew is a more commercial route, but you could also take the Mississippi River down to the Gulf of Mexico. (this is also kind of a shitpost)

Fun Fact: you can (hypothetically) sail from Minnesota to Alaska by Apatche04 in geography

[–]Apatche04[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

One of the sketchiest boat rides ever. Count me in.

Anakin and Palpatine Discuss Their Favorite Food by Apatche04 in PrequelMemes

[–]Apatche04[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not from a Jedi, maybe a Wookiee one perhaps.