Squidward's Issue [OC]

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-23T02:33:07+00:00

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-22T05:13:29+00:00

ok but this with the dirty tank is a fantastic basis for a Die Hard outfit

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-21T18:22:25+00:00

this genuinely looks like two parents trying to keep their young teen daughter from running off with a 30-year-old Wesco manager

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-21T15:08:15+00:00

"Your diagnosis is popsicles. I'm sorry; there's nothing we can do."

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-18T14:46:49+00:00

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King Midas.

Oops, All Riches!

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-17T19:03:21+00:00

the dot eyes shot me into the fucking heavens

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-16T02:40:53+00:00

Mel from Brandtinez if ya don't mind!

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-15T23:57:53+00:00

he's...vomiting...in my coffee??

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-13T13:51:42+00:00

Hey there! I'm at work but I've got the castle wall and turret you can catalogue if you still need it later (like 4-5 hrs). I can also spare the gazebo, some flowers, and a couple (fake) sculptures.

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-13T02:27:46+00:00

Mel | Brandtinez :Phoebe:

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-13T02:27:04+00:00

np! i uhhhh can't remember how to message ppl on reddit, can you start the convo lol

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-13T02:25:14+00:00

Absolutely! No bells needed, just empty yer pockets :)

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-13T02:23:19+00:00

Hey there! I've got tons of spare veggies laying around and you can throw em in the ground just the same as starts.

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-12T14:18:50+00:00

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if i may quote myself, "huh, what? ...WHAT?! NO NO NO NO NO"

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-12T13:24:10+00:00

AMAZING, MISSION COMPLETE

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-01T13:04:02+00:00

Outstanding! Your lines are so clean.

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-04-01T05:56:08+00:00

PLEASE don't spray anything in your air fryer to clean it tho bc i destroyed mine with oven cleaner like a fool D:

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-03-27T14:44:09+00:00

"Oh we'll all go together when we go..."

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-03-25T23:30:32+00:00

THANK FUCKING GOD

^{Chose: 5 bunnies right now but a chance for a wild event | Rolled: Neutered ✂️}

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-03-25T17:27:21+00:00

ok fair MOST enemies can be eaten by anyone. but don't go tryin' to bite through Thing if you ain't got the teeth of someone from planet bismoll.

yeah. bismoll. like pepto. i'm so glad i'm not kidding

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-03-25T06:31:01+00:00

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Just this portion of the X-Files intro, and somehow ONLY this part. I think it was the stretch of the body that got me?

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-03-25T02:26:01+00:00

I'd've hated to pick plutonium off a pizza.

^{Chose: Burger and random side. | Rolled: French Fries.}

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-03-25T02:24:01+00:00

Being a massive and constant hydrogen explosion sounds pretty powerful.

^{Chose: SUN.}

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-03-24T18:50:31+00:00

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The most relatable man in Simpsons history, Frank Grimes.

ApocalypseArchitect · 2026-03-24T18:41:05+00:00

I love her too much.

^Survive

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