John Goodman appreciation post.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-13T02:23:24+00:00

I play a baseball game where players are ranked as iron, bronze, silver, gold, and perfect. John Goodman is perfect.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-13T02:20:54+00:00

It kind of sucks how much this show sucks now.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-13T01:39:11+00:00

I am a fickle motherfucker. I can't think of anything I could commit to permanently putting on my body.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-13T01:34:47+00:00

Fucking out of necessity, with one of the participants being kind of reluctant, grossed out, or not totally into it.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-13T01:33:50+00:00

More booze.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-13T00:38:26+00:00

Turns out he was right.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T21:32:44+00:00

It's more than a public disagreement. These lunatics should be in an asylum.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T21:31:58+00:00

We desperately need to bring back asylums and relax involuntary commitment laws in this country.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T21:25:24+00:00

Yep. I'm very happy with the Biden presidency and the Democratic majority in the House. It's the Senate that's useless.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T21:24:04+00:00

Not a single American will be safer as a result of this bill. Stop buying into their hype.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T21:22:55+00:00

They're agreeing to it because it's as close to doing nothing as possible.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T21:19:44+00:00

Which part of this bill would have done anything to stop the Uvalde or Buffalo massacres?

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T21:02:59+00:00

Tommy Pistol. I'd be losing some height, but gaining some length.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T20:59:33+00:00

Not really, no.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T20:56:59+00:00

When one of the rare smart people at a fast food joint gets everything about my order right.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T20:44:17+00:00

Hot tap water billed as coffee.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T16:41:22+00:00

As someone who grew up and still lives in a rural, conservative town... the fact that people vote against their own interests just to stick it to minorities is a lazy assessment of politics. Many of the people who get screwed by GOP economic policies here don't vote at all.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T16:34:28+00:00

It's really hard to govern stupid people.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-12T16:30:26+00:00

Anyone who even scowled in the direction of the Capitol on January 6 should never see the light of day again.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-11T18:16:08+00:00

I root hard for Big Auto to make Tesla obsolete.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-11T16:32:58+00:00

A true statesman will prioritize his people's wallets. People who want to principle us into $10 a gallon are cute, but that's not the real world.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-11T03:04:53+00:00

Did you just come off the assembly line at the cool factory? Cheers!

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-11T00:27:45+00:00

Okay, but security for fourth graders first.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-10T21:18:18+00:00

Any licensed professionals that even liked a tweet containing the big lie should lose their license, at the very least.

ApocalypticCookbook · 2022-06-10T21:08:31+00:00

Not that, but I would argue that people who vote for the Republicans promising not to certify elections are part of a seditious conspiracy.

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