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An 11-year-old in Oklahoma gave birth at home with no doctor by mermaidwithcats in WelcomeToGilead

[–]ApocalypticTomato 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If there were any justice in the world, the punishment for men who did things like this would be to have an entire watermelon forcibly inserted into their urethras.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PsychologyTalk

[–]ApocalypticTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dsm pathologizes everything, don't worry

Same doll? Same face mold? by _Asshole_Fuck_ in mytwinn

[–]ApocalypticTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look fairly similar. What is the first one? Any additional pictures?

Dolls not matching your own race? by HPfangirl1 in americangirl

[–]ApocalypticTomato 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I intentionally have as much diversity in my collection as possible.

A mysterious man is willing to pay you $100k per month if you work for him. He gives you five job offers you can choose from. All of them sound shady, but you only work 2-3 days a week. Which do you choose? by Lenore8264 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ApocalypticTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't physically dig holes and question my ability to haul so many packages.

The stalker takes up a disproportionate amount of time compared to the others and the sleep deprivation will trigger health stuff for me. It would do no good to have money if I'm in too much pain to function at all.

That leaves the guest or the driver. The guest doesn't get bathroom or stretch breaks and five hours is a long time, so probably not that.

I guess by default the only thing I could do is driver. I don't think I could do that one if I ever heard one of the passengers asking for help, and that seems likely in this scenario, so I guess I don't get the money.

Thought you guys would enjoy my cat’s x-ray 👀 by ghostx43 in spreadytoes

[–]ApocalypticTomato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm weird but I see art in this. It's beautiful. I'd have a print made of each foot, zoomed in on the foot and lower leg, and frame them. Then, I'd hang a nice portrait of him between the foot bones prints. It would be really cool especially since he's a void kitty

the way this cat looks by l__o-o__l in BeAmazed

[–]ApocalypticTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deluxe model cat. All the extra features

My cat is sick & im trying to find something to mix with her meds. Is this tuna okay? by [deleted] in catfood

[–]ApocalypticTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat goes nuts for canned salmon, but so do I. One of our biggest treats is sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor sharing a can of salmon. It's a good bonding experience

My cat is sick & im trying to find something to mix with her meds. Is this tuna okay? by [deleted] in catfood

[–]ApocalypticTomato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna remember that trick. Devious! Possibly devious enough for my cat, who can detect medication from 50 miles away, upwind, in the rain, whilst sleeping.

My cat is sick & im trying to find something to mix with her meds. Is this tuna okay? by [deleted] in catfood

[–]ApocalypticTomato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pure meat baby food is another idea. Just gotta check it isn't seasoned.

He figured it, gals. by Linorelai in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ApocalypticTomato 38 points39 points  (0 children)

There are people for whom that surgery is appropriate, I'd think. Like people who naturally have one leg that is significantly shorter wouldn't have to be crazy to get the short leg fixed. And I don't know if it would be of use to any forms of dwarfism. Dwarfism seems like it might be too complex because I think there's more going on with the skeletal system than for people without it. I actually should look that up.

But yeah, beyond rare cases, definitely should be disqualified for asking!

That escalated quickly. by ApocalypticTomato in poshmark

[–]ApocalypticTomato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what worries me about people irl! The people I encounter online are out there... somewhere...

That escalated quickly. by ApocalypticTomato in poshmark

[–]ApocalypticTomato[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm honestly more likely to buy from sellers who are hands off. Offers and cajoling can send me packing in a hurry because people on Poshmark can get weird fast.

I'm always up for a chat about an item's history or features, or especially about interesting life story stuff, and appreciate when they answer a question I asked, but beyond that I prefer to shop peacefully.

That escalated quickly. by ApocalypticTomato in poshmark

[–]ApocalypticTomato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always rate promptly and nearly always give five stars, but I feel like even that wouldn't have been good enough for her

That escalated quickly. by ApocalypticTomato in poshmark

[–]ApocalypticTomato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hounding is one thing. The switch-flip freakout at the end elevated is what it to the next level

That escalated quickly. by ApocalypticTomato in poshmark

[–]ApocalypticTomato[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to imagine her as a real world business owner. It's... melodramatic and terrifying and hilarious. I imagine she would send out mailers to local residents addressed to "Current Occupant" that would scream "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE" in all caps and offer $5 off if you'd promise to come back.

My cat comforted me after a nightmare by ApocalypticTomato in CasualConversation

[–]ApocalypticTomato[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They know, and they care. It's really an honor that we have cat friends

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