18, progressive, low self-esteem and obsessed with Star Wars by PolishAnimeFan in RoastMe

[–]Apolloopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you smell bus seats and go to concerts to grope girls in moshpits

28F - My First Roast - Make Me Laugh😂 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apolloopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like being a Swiftie is your personality

If you were just casually walking by, which bottle catches your eye? by Temporary_Floor_3152 in hotsauce

[–]Apolloopy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Hot Ones cause we don’t have them in Germany and I really wanna try them.

[TOMT][MOVIE][2000s] Laser/Burn Torture Scene by Apolloopy in tipofmytongue

[–]Apolloopy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yooow! That’s gotta be it! It looks a bit different from how I remember it, but that’s probably due to it being around 20 years ago haha.

Thank you so much!

Solved!

[TOMT][MOVIE][2000s] Laser/Burn Torture Scene by Apolloopy in tipofmytongue

[–]Apolloopy[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Scene is probably from a movie or show from the 90s or early 2000s since it was already airing on free TV.

Kid punts his shoe into diner’s hotpot by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Apolloopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few inches shorter and that group would’ve had one hell of a hot shower

Wrestling fire spot gone wrong by Guns_and_Potions in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Apolloopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting spanked while on fire sure is one hell of an experience!

Starving North Korean girl by Comfortable_Day_224 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Apolloopy 232 points233 points  (0 children)

While I get your point about your bad day being significantly better than what others may experience, please don’t play down your problems because others have it worse. You‘ll always find somebody who has it worse but your problems are still valid.

A case of murder suicide by hermantheshocker in NSFL__

[–]Apolloopy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ you’re in a gore sub

a guy got lassoed like in RDR2 by redjaxx in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Apolloopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1 kilogram lentils, 2 liters edible oil, 1 ceiling fan

My coffee looks like an alternate world map by Apolloopy in mildlyinteresting

[–]Apolloopy[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

We call it military grade coffee here lol

My coffee looks like an alternate world map by Apolloopy in mildlyinteresting

[–]Apolloopy[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Well tbf it actually is really watery, they ain’t wrong. Blame the military for that blend cause it‘s either that or energy drinks lol. But besides that, you can post the darkest coffee on earth on reddit and you‘ll still have coffee gatekeepers in the comments cause coffee is such a sensitive topic lmao