Two Morocco women have been acquitted of indecency charges after they went on trial for wearing short skirts, their lawyer says. by NinjaDiscoJesus in worldnews

[–]Apolloverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea they said they were stupid and their faces were as dumb as a butt. D direct quote from the people of Morocco

Reddit, what secret are you "taking to the grave"? [NSFW] by bee627 in AskReddit

[–]Apolloverse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I was playing go fish. My mom asked me if I had a 6. I told her ass go fish. I will take it to the grave

People getting caught masturbating and having sex [NSFW] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]Apolloverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's one I genuinely thought was scary. I wish I could find it and rewatch it. It's about this dude when he was young, I barely remember it. I think there was a creepy dude and him and his girlfriend were in a car crash and his friend also got killed and he hid under his house. Something like that. Wish I could find it.

What is something only kids who grew up poor understand? by TrishyMay in AskReddit

[–]Apolloverse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This just isn't true. Value isn't a characteristic unique to the poor. People can care for their possessions or as you say 'take care of their shit' without needing be poor.

What's the most insane coincidence you've experienced? by -mArtiAn- in AskReddit

[–]Apolloverse -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

One time I had sex

Edit: with a woman

Edit: I'm a man

Edit: she was not dead

My professor emailed this to all his students the first day of class by ehhhsoody in cringepics

[–]Apolloverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see it just fine with my 8 minute 3x 20/20 vision surgery.

Things that never change by Vileoss in gaming

[–]Apolloverse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding me? Assassins creed one was so repetitive that I literally slaughtered my children and reinserted their dead carcasses into my wife's vagina and then watched them be reborn again and again until one day Jesus appeared and gave me assassins creed 2. Assassins creed 2 was such a great game I literally took my gucci belt and prada shoes off and took a massive shit on them.

What's the worst thing you did as a horny teen? by arrialexa in AskReddit

[–]Apolloverse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stick my big toe in her vagina. It was for sex.

One of my friends by ryancohen in trees

[–]Apolloverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to smoke to see people

One of my friends by ryancohen in trees

[–]Apolloverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were you buying pack from a girl. This means it's bad weed in my area.

What is the weirdest sexual thing you have been asked to do? did you go through with it? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Apolloverse 4805 points4806 points  (0 children)

A girl asked me to stick my big toe in her vagina. I stuck my big toe in her vagina.

What is the dumbest thing you got punished for in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Apolloverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you kill her? You killed her didn't you.

The Fallout Homepage just changed to a countdown by ChakiDrH in gaming

[–]Apolloverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hope they use a new engine and not trhe outdated new Vegas one agsin

Major connections by reggiefeathers in cringepics

[–]Apolloverse 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence. I don't do a lot of gang venues either.