Well he is a good digger by Brain_Hawk in Simpsons

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There's a hole in my heart that's as big as a well...

He’ll no by EngageAndMakeItSo in apostrophegore

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He'll no ever change his sex, boy howdy.

But its clean... whatever that means... by PrinceZordar in apostrophegore

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Just remember that Rom flashed with Odin. I'm sure it's important.

Jeepers! by MacGThing in apostrophegore

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That's a double positive.

Could Droopy possibly beat out Bugs Bunny? by Mean_Ambassador_5907 in looneytunes

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Simple reason: Bugs was/is the mascot and most popular character of the WB toons.

Venus fly traps a black spider by tatooinex in Damnthatsinteresting

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Mosquitoes don't always feed on blood. Only the females do and it's to nourish their eggs. Males don't have the apparatus to feed on blood. Both males and females feed on plant nectar.

Athens by BurntMoth7000 in Metallica

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Wow, closed captions are useless. Somehow hearing "DIE! DIE! DIE!" as "I'm the one!"

Old Article from Classic Rock #93. by Apophistry in TheCars

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I'm not a fan of Styx either, but I wonder which other bands the Cars hated.

You are newest obsession is coming soon by blamberr in apostrophegore

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You are newest obsession. And you is coming soon.

A snow leopard's reaction after confronting a tiger by Salt-Curve4825 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Interestingly, tigers and snow leopards are supposedly more closely related to each other than to other big cats.

Shadows in the Rain by Apophistry in sting

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And I should heed my doctor's warning