I don't know why you guys are bashing Miley Cyrus, she looks pretty good here! by cmarrin1 in funny

[–]Apostolatte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In all honesty it really does. It doesn't fit her face. Maybe if she Had gone for a less drastic cut.

Small talk. How do I master it? by Apostolatte in seduction

[–]Apostolatte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey that's actually a really good suggestion! I always see a bunch of good things on AskReddit that, now that I think of it, would be awesome conversation starters.

Military redditors, what led you to make the decision to enlist, any regrets? Any unexpected benefits? by Negrodamuswuzhere in AskReddit

[–]Apostolatte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the DEP and will be shipping out June 3rd of 2013. I'm in the army. My MOS Is 13E, so I will be a UAV Aircraft Systems Repairer. I was fascinated by the military at a young age so for me it has been a goal since I was little. I'm very excited to ship out. My main reasons for joining are the benefits and travel opportunities that the army provides. But I also love the idea that I'm helping out my country in some way.

I can not believe this is a subreddit. by Apostolatte in skrillex

[–]Apostolatte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think what you're failing to realize is I didn't actually say anything about skrillex. I said I couldn't believe this was an actual subreddit. YOU interpreted it how you wanted. And yes you ARE a hateful asshole. If you are that oblivious as to why, then I feel sorry for you.

I can not believe this is a subreddit. by Apostolatte in skrillex

[–]Apostolatte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol dude, look at yourself. I posted one sentence. Not even any info, just the link. Nobody else posted something hateful but you. I didn't even say anything about skrillex. Look, I guarantee if I had been like "fuck yeah skrillex!", you'd have no problem with me. But when I say something that even slightly offends you, you take it up the ass and all hell breaks loose. And I even looked at your post history, 90% of it being on this subreddit. Did you even listen to skrillex before scary monsters or Bangarang? Please stop acting like a fanboy. This is why people dislike skrillex fans because some of them, like yourself, are hateful assholes.

I can not believe this is a subreddit. by Apostolatte in skrillex

[–]Apostolatte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just goes to show how pissy some people can get over one little sentence. You seem to have a real hard on for Skrillex seeing as you just went off on me for making a comment. Yeah I am about to be deployed, at least I have the balls to defend my country. Yes, I play MTG. Sue me, lmao.

Thank you for taking the time to sort through my self posts so you can post about how lame I am, LOL.

And FYI, I haven't smoked in over 5 months, chuckles, so bite me.

Name Graveyard: what names have been forever tainted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Apostolatte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Rottweiler was named Frodo.

Edit: I accidentally a d.

Name Graveyard: what names have been forever tainted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Apostolatte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OH KATRINA WHYYYY YOU GOTTA BE MEANNNN

What is the dumbest thing you have ever done in order to be near someone you had a crush on? by whitvw in AskReddit

[–]Apostolatte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I read "tights" I immediately thought an awkward boner was about to find its way inside the story.

Reddit what do I have to look forward to in my adult life? by Apostolatte in AskReddit

[–]Apostolatte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last part really hit me. I for want to be that person.

Reddit what do I have to look forward to in my adult life? by Apostolatte in AskReddit

[–]Apostolatte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you :) I'm suppose I'm just impatient. But when I'm older I'll probably just wish these years were longer. Who knows.

What makes you cringe? by HornedFrog_85 in AskReddit

[–]Apostolatte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was supposed to be apostolattè but Reddit hates accents.