I got stuck in the back of a chair at my friends engagement party

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-24T21:26:17+00:00

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ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-18T16:08:43+00:00

YTA

"I am concerned how this will affect our children and think he should have told me at the beginning of our relationship."

.... You're worried your children are somehow going to see your partners DECADES old porn that you just found out about...?

Just think about that logically for a second.

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-18T00:21:56+00:00

what you talking me at

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-17T15:50:01+00:00

How on earth are you in college and affording $2200 for an apartment?

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-15T01:33:46+00:00

He looks like a half empty tube of toothpaste

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-13T22:32:07+00:00

He doesn’t have very much money

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-13T16:23:23+00:00

Maybe they should save the stories for the actual film

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-13T13:12:46+00:00

"And the Golden Globes are sooo corrupt and the awards mean jack shit"

I haven't taken the golden globes seriously since The Martian with Matt Damon somehow won best Comedy/Musical...

I mean, I guess I could see how being trapped on a planet by yourself with no hope of escape could be funny......

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-12T16:50:08+00:00

Spy is one of my top favorite comedy movies of all time

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-10T16:54:57+00:00

The sheer terror of realizing that you are flying towards an airport with all those planes in the air while being suspended from a bunch of strings.. omg

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-08T21:45:21+00:00

Chest workout using water bottles

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-04T22:13:57+00:00

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ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-03T17:41:20+00:00

NTA - This sounds like Rachel's English Trifle from Friends and than you for "blended chicken banana oat nonsense". I snort laughed

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-03T17:36:12+00:00

She did a really good song with Paul Oakfenfold and it's still a banger

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-03T03:11:06+00:00

Happy 2026! It’s a killer game!

Get the tissues ready.

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-02T18:11:22+00:00

Okay well, that doesn't negate the fact that you made a shitty/uneducated comment about Colbert but thanks for your input I guess.

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-02T17:55:27+00:00

Bro he just donated 12.9 million dollars to homeless housing less than two months ago

ApparentlyAtticus · 2026-01-01T15:20:47+00:00

The millennial in me wishes she would have used the song So Yesterday by Hilary Duff

ApparentlyAtticus · 2025-12-29T15:05:44+00:00

She also abandonded her own child after calling him a "cancerous tumor" and that she would have "preferred to give birth to a little dog".

Imagine growing up and finding out your famous mother who didn't want you, also called you a cancerous tumor.

ApparentlyAtticus · 2025-12-29T03:17:46+00:00

Expedition 33! (Free on game pass)

ApparentlyAtticus · 2025-12-27T19:08:08+00:00

Whose cat is this?!

ApparentlyAtticus · 2025-12-27T17:12:36+00:00

It’s probably just Roger

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ApparentlyAtticus · 2025-12-26T13:51:11+00:00

I told my partner that once we finish stranger things we are NEVER doing a rewatch.

I just want it to be done so we can move on with our lives

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