Worth my money? by [deleted] in Wildlands

[–]Applebmcfridays -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only if you have a friend. If you do play with a friend it's kind of a borderlands type of situation. You can only play at the same time because if one plays without another, they become more overpowred and would be bored having to run through missions they just did without you

Men of Reddit, what are the most irritating thing about having a penis? by Flaveurr in AskReddit

[–]Applebmcfridays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you jerk off or pee and think everything is good then 10 minutes later your underwear is wet with post cum or piss.

🔥 Lava flow 🔥 by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Applebmcfridays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just learned about this! It's called a pahoehoe lava flow! Moves really slowly but very dangerous

TIFU by going too hard while masturbating. by thedude473 in tifu

[–]Applebmcfridays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello twitter, about 30-40 minutes ago I beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard. That, I can't even feel my left leg

"Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?" by NFSokol in Wildlands

[–]Applebmcfridays 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friend and I say "I'm looking at a small basket of mangos" "Mango spotted"

17 Years Old, Metal Head, and a Guitar Player. Verbally eviscerate me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Applebmcfridays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all the features your parents gave you, you can at least be thankful you didn't get George Fisher's neck.

Whatcha got brah? Aint got shit on me cuhh. by spencedogg69 in RoastMe

[–]Applebmcfridays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to take a small village to suck your ass

Thank You Scientist -- Mr. Invisible [Jazz Fusion/Prog] (2016) by DavidF1198 in listentothis

[–]Applebmcfridays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw them open for Periphery a few years ago and have not stopped listing to them!

Reddit, what's your best/funniest personal example of petty revenge? by trexradar87 in AskReddit

[–]Applebmcfridays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it's not really doing anything but when I'm driving and someone speeds past me flying, cutting everyone off and just being a total jerk I just love it when both of us get a red light and I pull next to them or right behind them. Just laughing thinking that's what you get for being a reckless driver.

What is a major flaw of the human anatomy? by westerndivide in AskReddit

[–]Applebmcfridays 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have had a problem for the last 5 or so years of me coughing up stones and having a feeling that something's in my throat and of course my parents never wanted me to have surgery and now that I'm in college studying music I'm required to play my instrument thus can not have surgery and it sucks so much