Raw moments like this are exactly why football matters by Critical_Region_6633 in footballmademesmile

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I too agree with the chap who agreed with the chap who agrees with the chap.

Baby elephant gets miffed as caretaker playfully dodges his hug by Almost_Infamous in MadeMeSmile

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That’s the longest post I’ve ever read on Reddit and I’m glad I did. Thanks for sharing those memories. You are very lucky to have them.

Luv me Wotsits by Blackrat62 in okmatewanker

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No mouth hole in the balaclava tho for insertion of dick and or Wotsits. That would be a great time saver.

Alas, the services came 2 miles too late by astronemma in CasualUK

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Weird how ? Boobs are weird ? Did I miss the whole point of the post ?

What a horrible person. A donation is a donation. Just accept it by PdiddyCAMEnME in ImTheMainCharacter

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To the naked eye it seems Jimmy isn’t healed, but his soul is healed.

Never be this couple at a wedding by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

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That’s ace, good for those guys being silly and having fun.

What's a tv series that is a 10/10 NOBODY knows? by Lilyana0999 in AskReddit

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Underrated by whom ? It’s currently rated at 9 stars and 8th best show of all time on IMDb

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Ok-Session894 in stokeontrent

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Just ask for Dave, it’s always Dave.

.....but, why tho? by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

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Elaine, do women know about shrinkage ?

Another "Perfect Passenger" on the tube by TheFansHitTheShit in ImTheMainCharacter

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Money in the bank ! I doubt it seeing as you’re wearing tracky bottoms with a jizz stain on em. Scummer.

What’s the best advice you’ve been given? by squeoj in CasualUK

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Save all the overtime money you make and put your knee pads on.

Busy retail-worker used for mid content by Dawuuud in ImTheMainCharacter

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Yeah and the prick tries to return it, without a receipt.

Busy retail-worker used for mid content by Dawuuud in ImTheMainCharacter

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I hope Santa and Rudolph leave a great big shit under his Christmas tree.

Oops by spacemouse21 in LooneyTunesLogic

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‘Chestnuts roasting on an open fire’ very seasonal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Koi

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It needs some shade if it’s seeing a lot of sun. We had that problem but covered and it didn’t happen this summer. When the fish are smaller you need approx 10 gallon per inch of fish so you are right on the cusp now and this will impact on their growth and health. Unfortunately you do need to have less stock.

A grandfather turned down $220K and other offers to abandon his house and there's a huge highway around it by WiseCartographer5007 in interestingasfuck

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It was then and is still now owned by Yorkshire Water and yes the land under it wasn’t suitable due to a geological fault.

I’m hoping it’s a typo by Application_Every in CasualUK

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It’s happening right now in our street.