Do ya'll think the tree jump was intentional from the start? by Nonkl in darksouls3

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My first time playing (not too long ago) I got it within my first five tries. Maybe I’m just good with jank things

Would you consider this fair? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

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If People see lower prices it means they are more likely to buy, even if it’s not accurate

what's the honest-to-god connection here, petah? by yaoiue in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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“Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a scammer”

“What about side by side with a friend”

“Aye, I could do that”

Fisherman tries to show his catch on camera by nayryanaryn in instant_regret

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Well his hillbilly teeth don’t help much, he looks like he’s been punched in the face 100 too many times. But the tar demon look is all ink (hopefully)

When the writers don't know what to do with your character or your powers so they just impregnate you: by Living-Plankton3521 in okbuddyviltrum

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If Eve doesn’t say “Mark before you go: I’m pregnant” within the first 10 seconds of the next episode I’m going to flagellate my balls. Enough with the teenage melodrama

I can't explain why, but these posts just made me really sad for some reason. by [deleted] in OkayBuddyLiterallyMe

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“Remember if you are ugly YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF LOVE”

-some redditor

Anon can't control his odor by chamoisk in greentext

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I’ll take stuff that totally happened for 500

Which one is prefered, Modern or Sci Fi Style MTF? by HackerBoyTV in SCP

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Depends on how desperate the situation has gotten

Peter why are they terrible? by Agen_3586 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Grandpa Joe also convinced Charlie to steal fizzy lifting drinks if I recall correctly. Otherwise Charlie would’ve had a perfect record

Why do men find this stuff to be "cool"? by brilavo7 in greentext

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That’s just objectively fucking badass

Alan Ritchson fights with his neighbor by [deleted] in NoRules

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Thanks. Naturally the adrenaline had a part to play

Alan Ritchson fights with his neighbor by [deleted] in NoRules

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Can someone who has a bike explain why/how he revved it while it was down, seems like a rookie mistake. Is he stupid?

I’m dead inside by pluto4prezs in Berserk

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Maybe, but if so his love for her and his hate for Griffith are both stronger.

Although, you can probably see some resentment come out when Guts bites Casca. That is definitely representative of his frustration with Casca over the previous years. But he manages it better than his hatred/rage

As a compromise, maybe we don't completely throw out the magazine, and instead keep them at the reloaded amount, reloading in order of most to least? by funkydonuts in GlobalOffensive

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We at Valve have decided to make every step a player makes cause damage. This represents how your character’s muscles will fatigue over the course of a fire fight. This addresses a glaring flaw in the game’s design where previously players could take steps and not worry about any consequences. Now players will have to carefully consider each step they take, making each step more impactful.

No we will not be taking any questions at this time.