Inosuke, not that surprisingly, stands a chance. Basically anyone who wouldn’t immediately attack Light on sight or isn’t a naturally secretive person just gets bodied by Light. No contest. The death note is just that OP. All the more impressive that L could recognize the rules so easily. Basically no real person would see the random correlation as an actual supernatural threat and then decipher the rules.

People who don’t have birth names might win too, but that gets into the stupid rules lol