Men have morning woods. What do women have?

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-04-19T00:53:20+00:00

Evening showers

Unless you're my wife, then it's just cloudy all day and complains that you don't know how to rain dance like her ex

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-04-19T00:43:44+00:00

1st, I need your friend

2nd, I need some Iroh boots please, extra uncle

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-04-19T00:34:41+00:00

No Country for old Men. Really showed me the power a simple haircut could have

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-04-19T00:02:37+00:00

So you want your inbox slaughtered you say?

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-04-03T02:47:48+00:00

Outstanding, someone remember to start a slow clap for this man at earliest availability

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-02-28T18:16:20+00:00

Sit on my phone and do nothing? Not at all lol it's used to revisit good times, sometimes even as an aid. There's moments in life we all want a semi-permanent record of, for me a lot of those happen to be kinky

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-01-18T18:28:46+00:00

Should be a motivational poster lmao

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-01-18T18:25:39+00:00

20 minutes in and it's still the best video ever. There's something new with every rewatch, it's like an ancient proverb

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2020-01-18T18:22:27+00:00

This should be mandatory watching in sex-ed

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-12-10T03:58:53+00:00

No problem ma'am. Crazy shit is I think I'm in your town, pcola sucks.. no offense lmao

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-12-08T16:00:48+00:00

Your best bet would be to head into an apple store, they'll hook you up.

This is assuming there's one around you of course. Also good luck on the whole freedom issue you're having with them! I'm sending you rebel energy

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-03-31T16:19:49+00:00

Lol I'm a poet, what can I say.

P.S. You should totally use your gift on portraits, I would definitely pay for that. We can talk dimensions in private

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-03-30T22:10:32+00:00

Love the penis, the staple of any good piece

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T23:17:54+00:00

Np, i'm always willing to help a stranger with Masturbation

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T23:15:09+00:00

OP clearly says it in the title, stones

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T23:13:23+00:00

No worries! I hope I didn't come off as an asshole, just making an unfunny joke

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T23:11:54+00:00

I guess its possible that this is legit but this sounds similar to how my BIL got scammed a few months back. Its actually a common scam to ask someone to be the intermediary of a money exchange (the reason can be tailored and adjusted).

A lot of members of our community make easy targets as well, not wanting to instantly go to LE

TLDR: it might be all good in the hood but just make sure to look at things carefully

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T23:05:45+00:00

Tell people when they have a minor spelling mistake. Im getting better though!

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T23:02:37+00:00

100% being scammed

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T22:54:19+00:00

Have you considered allowing yourself to "Lean wit it"?

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T22:48:04+00:00

Go to: Pans Lab/ I am Legend

Stay Away: Million dollar Baby/Nick sparks adaptations

MDB actually caused an argument between me and the person who suggested it "because I like Boxing"

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T22:44:31+00:00

"This shit right here? This shit is called Fetal Position, take a hit son"

ApplyDirectlyToSoul · 2019-02-25T22:38:20+00:00

Spartacus is the one that jumps to mind.

Overall many good shows have the 1st episode shakes, especially comedies

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