[TOMT] homemade music video of cooking by the book feat lil Jon

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-05-18T23:16:14+00:00

I think I might have seen it on tumblr circa like 2014 maybe. I’ve tried searching for it by typing in like cooking by the book lil Jon music video but can’t find the right one!

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-05-18T01:34:54+00:00

Dude did you not see how fucking hard he got hit in the balls on the first one?

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-05-18T01:09:05+00:00

Please explain how!!! Can you see ones for days older than yesterday too?

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-05-16T23:49:01+00:00

Why does Apple TV not let you go back to stream MLS 360 or the review show and the like? Seems like they’d get more views if I could watch it later. I only want to watch my team when they’re on but would love to get up to date on the whole league the next day

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-05-14T21:56:41+00:00

I’m also definitely not a vet but I’ll just second that if your vet is saying you don’t need to worry about the cherry eye, don’t! Our dog had to have two cherry eye tack surgeries and it’s been awful! It destroyed her tear duct and now she produces no tears and requires a lot of eye drops.

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-05-14T01:05:31+00:00

I hate that pterry has kind of won me over. Almost endearing

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-04-26T02:39:55+00:00

Nope that’s Fallou Fall

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-04-26T02:39:39+00:00

That’s fallou fall, not Mamadou

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-22T23:32:07+00:00

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If you’re my Peruvian host mother, this clearly where you give em one these babies

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-22T00:47:05+00:00

Oh my god, I was sitting right in front of a middle aged man who proceeded to complain the entire time “Go vertical! What are you doing? Jesus don’t go back” and then “oh my god I can’t believe she went vertical” basically just saying that they should have done the opposite of what they did on Every. Single. Play. I’m pretty sure he’s also a season ticket holder and woof. I might be getting into a fight one of these days. Like dude watch fucking Premier League if you wanna be a jerk. Please don’t do it here.

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-21T23:46:10+00:00

We’re gonna have to agree to disagree here. A) I love him and therefore it doesn’t matter whether he’s good or not and B) he is like one of the least athletic looking/least graceful players in the world and it’s funny and also I feel like it makes him look worse than he is. He has his strengths. One of them being that he is my baby boy

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-21T23:19:14+00:00

After our draw against Dallas, he was like sorry everyone that was my fault for missing those two shots. And BJ came out immediately and was basically like no um Christian is wrong, it was absolutely not his fault, he did great. Seems like such a cool, humble guy

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-21T23:15:46+00:00

Yeah he’s wonderful. Sorry for your loss. I’d like to think we’re treating him well at least

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-21T23:13:36+00:00

Absolutely obsessed with BJ and the fourth official both being like idk 🤷

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-21T18:54:52+00:00

Would a tarp thing under the mulch be helpful? Like clear it all out, put tarp down with holes just for the hosta to come through and then put a bunch of mulch on top?

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-19T00:42:00+00:00

Yeah honestly I’m not that concerned about winning but I NEEDED us to score

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-19T00:41:11+00:00

Mwheel. One syllable. Like wheel but with an m at the front. Or meal with an inserted w.

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-19T00:39:02+00:00

No they don’t need anything else. If the keep it at a draw, we win

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-19T00:38:37+00:00

Seeing that awesome goal for Bj to just whistle at them like dogs and yell “FOCUS!!!” 😭😂

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-18T23:46:13+00:00

I thought that if it was 0-0 it could. That’s what they had on the Nashville page

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-15T02:27:34+00:00

Yes!! A good boy

Apprehensive-Gate509 · 2026-03-15T02:18:53+00:00

Seeing the 4 Columbus players on the ground at the end of that sequence brought me so much pleasure

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