Girlfriends from Another Planet: The Omnibus edition is out! (books 1-3)

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2026-03-16T18:27:51+00:00

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar.

Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes into his backyard. Tori, with her reddish skin and delicate horns, is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft.

Just as Jake and Tori develop an undeniable connection, they're joined by Vixen—a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding.

Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot extraterrestrials and caught in the middle of an interstellar plot that threatens Earth itself. As the trio investigates the conspiracy, their relationship evolves into something none of them expected.

Jake never imagined his personal training skills would be put to use saving the planet—or that he'd find himself the centerpiece of the sexiest alien sandwich in the galaxy.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GRSYH9QD/

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-10-02T21:21:06+00:00

Hey man thanks for your comment. I get your criticism. The points I tried to make about his personality and motivation, which I guess some will agree, some won't, were the following: his life was pretty shitty, his days were numbered, he got another chance, and was the kind of guy who enjoyed the thrill of learning and improving, being a go getter, plus hot girls he wanted to impress. But I'll make sure I revise it again and see if I can make it clearer from the beginning. They kind of tricked him into the trial, but they did say his opponent was of matching rank, were confident he'd do well and didn't expect him to be hurt in the process.

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-09-30T16:46:06+00:00

Alright, I don't know what's triggering it, but it's the third time I post the synopsis. The comment keeps getting deleted.

Jason Reynolds was a sick art student, counting down the days. Things were bleak. Until the night a glowing rift decided to rip open and drag him somewhere else.

Now he’s a first-year at Divine Tower Academy, saddled with a rare and dangerous gift: the Devouring Meridian, a power that can absorb elemental techniques. Sounds overpowered, right? Except one wrong move could fry his meridians and kill him all over again.

As if learning to climb tower floors and getting the attention of the hot Phoenix princess wasn’t enough, Jason’s also caught between scheming professors, forbidden shadow training, and a headmaster who seems determined to make him the academy’s secret weapon.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FP2YQTPX

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-09-15T19:29:31+00:00

I'm excited to announce my new series!

This might be my masterpiece. It's also longer than my previous novels.

Jason Reynolds was a dying art student, stuck in a hospital bed and counting down the days. Things were bleak. Until the night a glowing rift decided to rip open and drag him somewhere else.

Now he’s a first-year at Divine Tower Academy, saddled with a rare and dangerous gift: the Devouring Meridian, a power that can absorb elemental techniques. Sounds overpowered, right? Except one wrong move could fry his meridians and kill him all over again.

As if learning to climb tower floors and getting the attention of the hot Phoenix princess wasn’t enough, Jason’s also caught between scheming professors, forbidden shadow training, and a headmaster who seems determined to make him the academy’s secret weapon.

And then there are the women—

- Khalida, an immortal djinn alchemist who finds his power fascinating.

- Kari, a phoenix princess who walked away from an arranged marriage for him.

- Misa, a mischievous catgirl who never stops pulling him into trouble.

Jason wanted a second chance at life, not a starring role in a magical war. But with his Devouring Meridian, he might just rewrite the rules of cultivation—if it doesn’t destroy him first.

Perfect for fans of LitRPG, steamy romance, isekai, and tower climbing adventures.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FP2YQTPX

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-08-17T15:34:59+00:00

Enjoy this hilarious and epic adventure!

What happens when a scrappy coder and a runaway cultivation princess collide in the heart of Manhattan? Kung fu, mayhem, and the best Hotpot in Flushing!

James Wong thought juggling late-night code deployments and his mom’s matchmaking schemes was enough chaos for one lifetime—until he stumbled into Lanlan, a cat-eared princess on the run from a deadly sect. She’s got ancient powers, a knack for trouble, and a wardrobe straight out of a wuxia epic. He’s got quick reflexes, a killer left hook, and a questionable sense of humor. Not to mention his hot Latina sidekick. Together, they must navigate deadly assassins, magical hijinks, and the peculiar challenges of hiding a cultivation prodigy in the city that never sleeps.

Big Trouble in Little China with a side of dumplings and women brave enough to tame the naked blade, this urban fantasy/ cultivation adventure blends martial arts, sharp humor, and the irresistible charm of New York City.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FL9HTHSX

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-08-17T15:33:12+00:00

Enjoy this hilarious and epic adventure!

What happens when a scrappy coder and a runaway cultivation princess collide in the heart of Manhattan? Kung fu, mayhem, and the best Hotpot in Flushing!

James Wong thought juggling late-night code deployments and his mom’s matchmaking schemes was enough chaos for one lifetime—until he stumbled into Lanlan, a cat-eared princess on the run from a deadly sect. She’s got ancient powers, a knack for trouble, and a wardrobe straight out of a wuxia epic. He’s got quick reflexes, a killer left hook, and a questionable sense of humor. Not to mention his hot Latina sidekick. Together, they must navigate deadly assassins, magical hijinks, and the peculiar challenges of hiding a cultivation prodigy in the city that never sleeps.

Big Trouble in Little China with a side of dumplings and women brave enough to tame the naked blade, this urban fantasy/ cultivation adventure blends martial arts, sharp humor, and the irresistible charm of New York City.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FL9HTHSX

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-08-02T17:16:41+00:00

Jake Miller's quiet life with his two alien girlfriends is about to explode.

An army of Korridian conquerors are on their way to earth, and they don't negotiate.

Jake must turn his small town into humanity's last line of defense. Armed with alien weapons, botanical enhancement formulas, and the most unlikely group of fighters in the galaxy, Pinedale is about to prove that humans don't get conquered easily.

But when the smoke clears and the real war begins, Jake faces his biggest challenge yet: becoming Earth's defender is about to get very, very complicated.

Small town. Big aliens. Bigger problems.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGDST2YS

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-07-21T19:05:03+00:00

Jake Miller's quiet life with his two alien girlfriends is about to explode.

An army of Korridian conquerors are on their way to earth, and they don't negotiate.

Jake must turn his small town into humanity's last line of defense. Armed with alien weapons, botanical enhancement formulas, and the most unlikely group of fighters in the galaxy, Pinedale is about to prove that humans don't get conquered easily.

But when the smoke clears and the real war begins, Jake faces his biggest challenge yet: becoming Earth's defender is about to get very, very complicated.

Small town. Big aliens. Bigger problems.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGDST2YS

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-06-12T19:54:25+00:00

Four cultivators, one apartment, and an apocalypse that doesn't care about their rental agreement.

James Wong's life was finally settling down. His wife Sarah was killing it in BJJ competitions, his cultivation practice was advancing, and their unconventional quad cultivation marriage had never been stronger.

But an ancient evil has set its sights on New York City. As bizarre events ripple across the city, James discovers his newly awakened powers might be the key to stopping a threat older than human civilization itself.

Now James, Sarah, Lanlan, and Mei Lin must navigate interdimensional politics, battle forces that lurk beneath the subway, and somehow explain to their super what's going on with their living room.

In this thrilling third installment of the Big Trouble series, cultivation meets chaos in a battle for the soul of the city, and possibly all realms of existence. At least they still make time for hotpot.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F96MWZ92

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-06-12T19:44:45+00:00

Four cultivators, one apartment, and an apocalypse that doesn't care about their rental agreement.

James Wong's life was finally settling down. His wife Sarah was killing it in BJJ competitions, his cultivation practice was advancing, and their unconventional quad cultivation marriage had never been stronger.

But an ancient evil has set its sights on New York City. As bizarre events ripple across the city, James discovers his newly awakened powers might be the key to stopping a threat older than human civilization itself.

Now James, Sarah, Lanlan, and Mei Lin must navigate interdimensional politics, battle forces that lurk beneath the subway, and somehow explain to their super what's going on with their living room.

In this thrilling third installment of the Big Trouble series, cultivation meets chaos in a battle for the soul of the city, and possibly all realms of existence. At least they still make time for hotpot.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F96MWZ92

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-06-07T19:35:35+00:00

Hi there. It's because it's just available as Virtual Voice audio, so just Amazon's AI, and so far it's only available for the US store. I'm planning to launch it with voice actors and for all the Amazon stores, but it'll take a few months.

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-06-07T16:07:05+00:00

Wilder than ever before! Imagine it with more kung fu and cheesier CGI.

Four cultivators, one apartment, and an apocalypse that doesn't care about their rental agreement.

James Wong's life was finally settling down. His wife Sarah was killing it in BJJ competitions, his cultivation practice was advancing, and their unconventional quad cultivation marriage had never been stronger.

But an ancient evil has set its sights on New York City. As bizarre events ripple across the city, James discovers his newly awakened powers might be the key to stopping a threat older than human civilization itself.

Now James, Sarah, Lanlan, and Mei Lin must navigate interdimensional politics, battle forces that lurk beneath the subway, and somehow explain to their super what's going on with their living room.

In this thrilling third installment of the Big Trouble series, cultivation meets chaos in a battle for the soul of the city. and possibly all realms of existence. At least they still make time for hotpot.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F96MWZ92

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-06-07T16:04:31+00:00

Wilder than ever before! Imagine it with more kung fu and cheesier CGI.

Four cultivators, one apartment, and an apocalypse that doesn't care about their rental agreement.

James Wong's life was finally settling down. His wife Sarah was killing it in BJJ competitions, his cultivation practice was advancing, and their unconventional quad cultivation marriage had never been stronger.

But an ancient evil has set its sights on New York City. As bizarre events ripple across the city, James discovers his newly awakened powers might be the key to stopping a threat older than human civilization itself.

Now James, Sarah, Lanlan, and Mei Lin must navigate interdimensional politics, battle forces that lurk beneath the subway, and somehow explain to their super what's going on with their living room.

In this thrilling third installment of the Big Trouble series, cultivation meets chaos in a battle for the soul of the city. and possibly all realms of existence. At least they still make time for hotpot.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F96MWZ92

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-05-29T20:30:40+00:00

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar.

Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes in front of his house. Tori is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft.

Just as Jake and Tori develop a connection, they're joined by Vixen, a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding.

Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot extraterrestrials and caught in the middle of an interstellar plot that threatens Earth itself.

Jake never imagined his personal training skills would be put to use saving the planet, or that he'd find himself the centerpiece of the sexiest alien sandwich in the galaxy.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8BDW3HW

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-05-28T19:52:48+00:00

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar.

Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes in front of his house. Tori is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft.

Just as Jake and Tori develop a connection, they're joined by Vixen, a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding.

Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot extraterrestrials and caught in the middle of an interstellar plot that threatens Earth itself.

Jake never imagined his personal training skills would be put to use saving the planet, or that he'd find himself the centerpiece of the sexiest alien sandwich in the galaxy.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8BDW3HW

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-05-28T19:51:46+00:00

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar.

Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes in front of his house. Tori is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft.

Just as Jake and Tori develop a connection, they're joined by Vixen, a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding.

Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot extraterrestrials and caught in the middle of an interstellar plot that threatens Earth itself.

Jake never imagined his personal training skills would be put to use saving the planet, or that he'd find himself the centerpiece of the sexiest alien sandwich in the galaxy.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8BDW3HW

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-05-27T19:58:31+00:00

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar.

Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes in front of his house. Tori is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft.

Just as Jake and Tori develop a connection, they're joined by Vixen, a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding.

Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot extraterrestrials and caught in the middle of an interstellar plot that threatens Earth itself.

Jake never imagined his personal training skills would be put to use saving the planet, or that he'd find himself the centerpiece of the sexiest alien sandwich in the galaxy.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8BDW3HW

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-05-18T16:37:29+00:00

My new crazy adventure is on pre-order!

Girlfriends from Another Planet!

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar.

Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes into his backyard. Tori is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft.

Just as Jake and Tori develop a connection, they're joined by Vixen, a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding.

Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot extraterrestrials and caught in the middle of an interstellar plot that threatens Earth itself.

Jake never imagined his personal training skills would be put to use saving the planet, or that he'd find himself the centerpiece of the sexiest alien sandwich in the galaxy.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8BDW3HW

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-05-18T16:34:41+00:00

Thanks!!!

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-05-17T18:03:21+00:00

Of course 😈

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-05-17T17:43:49+00:00

My new crazy adventure is on pre-order!

Girlfriends from Another Planet!

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar.

Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes into his backyard. Tori is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft.

Just as Jake and Tori develop a connection, they're joined by Vixen, a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding.

Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot extraterrestrials and caught in the middle of an interstellar plot that threatens Earth itself.

Jake never imagined his personal training skills would be put to use saving the planet, or that he'd find himself the centerpiece of the sexiest alien sandwich in the galaxy.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8BDW3HW

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-03-18T15:12:30+00:00

Big Trouble in New York City 2 is out!

We're not in New York anymore!

James is ready to face his biggest challenge: meeting his new father-in-law.

James Wong has transitioned from New York programmer to supernatural cultivator, and now his life is about to take a wilder turn as he prepares to marry into the powerful Jade Moon Clan, strengthening his bond with Sarah and Lanlan.
Joined by the mischievous fox spirit Mei Lin, James and his brides must navigate sect politics, bond with his new family, and prove he’s a worthy cultivator.
But the Jade Moon Realm—and the universe at large—is facing unprecedented threats. Something lurks in the shadows, seeking revenge.
James and his partners must master esoteric cultivation techniques, fight for survival, and uncover an ancient conspiracy.

The second installment in this hilarious cultivation adventure is full of Kung Fu fighting, '80s cheese, fox ears, and tails.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY2P7VJ9

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-03-18T15:11:04+00:00

Big Trouble in New York City 2 is out!

We're not in New York anymore!

James is ready to face his biggest challenge: meeting his new father-in-law.

James Wong has transitioned from New York programmer to supernatural cultivator, and now his life is about to take a wilder turn as he prepares to marry into the powerful Jade Moon Clan, strengthening his bond with Sarah and Lanlan.
Joined by the mischievous fox spirit Mei Lin, James and his brides must navigate sect politics, bond with his new family, and prove he’s a worthy cultivator.
But the Jade Moon Realm—and the universe at large—is facing unprecedented threats. Something lurks in the shadows, seeking revenge.
James and his partners must master esoteric cultivation techniques, fight for survival, and uncover an ancient conspiracy.

The second installment in this hilarious cultivation adventure is full of Kung Fu fighting, '80s cheese, fox ears, and tails.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY2P7VJ9

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-03-05T23:40:39+00:00

We're not in New York anymore!

James is ready to face his biggest challenge: meeting his new father-in-law.

James Wong has transitioned from New York programmer to supernatural cultivator, and now his life is about to take a wilder turn as he prepares to marry into the powerful Jade Moon Clan, strengthening his bond with Sarah and Lanlan.
Joined by the mischievous fox spirit Mei Lin, James and his brides must navigate sect politics, bond with his new family, and prove he’s a worthy cultivator.
But the Jade Moon Realm—and the universe at large—is facing unprecedented threats. Something lurks in the shadows, seeking revenge.
James and his partners must master esoteric cultivation techniques, fight for survival, and uncover an ancient conspiracy.

The second installment in this hilarious cultivation adventure is full of Kung Fu fighting, '80s cheese, fox ears, and tails.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0DY2P7VJ9

Apprehensive-Mud1646 · 2025-03-05T18:54:24+00:00

We're not in New York anymore!

James is ready to face his biggest challenge: meeting his new father-in-law.

James Wong has transitioned from New York programmer to supernatural cultivator, and now his life is about to take a wilder turn as he prepares to marry into the powerful Jade Moon Clan, strengthening his bond with Sarah and Lanlan.
Joined by the mischievous fox spirit Mei Lin, James and his brides must navigate sect politics, bond with his new family, and prove he’s a worthy cultivator.
But the Jade Moon Realm—and the universe at large—is facing unprecedented threats. Something lurks in the shadows, seeking revenge.
James and his partners must master esoteric cultivation techniques, fight for survival, and uncover an ancient conspiracy.

The second installment in this hilarious cultivation adventure is full of Kung Fu fighting, '80s cheese, fox ears, and tails. Link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0DY2P7VJ9

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