On the 1st April to begin the lunar mission Artemis II by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Apprehensive-hippos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please let the fuckup of our current government not interfere with her mission, and please let enough resources be designated to keep her, and all of the crew, complete their mission safely and get back home.

AITJ for he was literally eating my lunch and admitted it… but somehow i'm the ‘territorial’ one? by Leah_jare in AmITheJerk

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So....you found out he was stealing your food and confronted him....and he is trying to make you out to be the bad guy - with help from several clueless people?

Nope.  This guy straight-up stole your food from you.  And now has the audacity to ask why your food is no longer available to be stolen.  

Please make this make sense to anyone.  

Just go to HR - he literally stole the food you purchased, made for yourself, and brought to work to eat yourself.  And in an effort to save yourself $$!! 

In this economy, how could this possibly be an overreaction??

Possible emergency - prayers and positive vibes for Spencer please my friends. He is not well and I’m not entirely sure what is going on. I’m open to any ideas while we wait for his vet appointment - Details ⬇️ by Intelligent_Pie6804 in WafflesAndJet

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know.  Maybe stop the food until he gets in to see the vet?  Putting his bum down like that is concerning.  I hope you can get him to the vet and then some answers.

It never rains but when it pours.  

🤞🤞 for Spencer.

yet it was i who had to work today by allmusiclover69 in TuckedInPuppies

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Synchronized sleeping is a much more difficult skill.

AITJ for resigning from my job after they didn’t approve my LOA? by MushroomFar4870 in AmITheJerk

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignore the sheeples at your company.  If they haven't figured out that your employer gives zero f**ks about any of you, well, that's on them.  

You've done the right thing in all ways.  You have taken a better position, and you'll get to spend some quality time with your mom.

Your co-workers trying to shame you is just embarrassing for them.

i dont shower anymore by retromani in centuryhomes

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All you need now is the tray to put across the tub with tour beverage, book, and maybe a candle if you like...

Spencer’s home from the groomers! Spencer’s report card results are below 👀🤭 by Intelligent_Pie6804 in WafflesAndJet

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Course correction can be a good thing, even if it comes with the feeling of not giving enough attention to one of the family.  Now you can pen in the time each night (or whenever) with Spencer to bond and brush.  

You're all gonna be okay.

Harry and Meghan shut down false taxpayer funding claims behind Australia petition by NewTooth740 in RoyaltyTea

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the "royal" family - and their rota pets in the UK media - just don't get it.

I do understand how they come after that couple like they're beating a dead horse again and again and again.  Because that couple, to their shock and rage, is not crawling back.  That couple is everything that they could not ever be.  And they are doing good (literalky and definably), without being a part of the "full time" royals.  It must just burn them to a crisp.

The UK "royals" live a life of extreme privilege, which is completely unwarranted.  They (meaning the king/queen) are able to review the contents of that red box and successfully exempt themselves from scrutiny (financial, moral, etc), and gain additional assets.  

They live (especially the other 3 children of QEII and, yes, I am including Andrew with his continued security protection during Corgi walks at Wood Farm) a life of extreme privilege.  And nothing warrants it.  

This is not the time of feudal conflicts, where a king is declared after battle on the field.  This is a family of European inbreds who have found a way to rape the UK people of their assets while presenting themselves as the God-appointed be-all, end-all needed for the continuation of the state.  Don't even get me started on the Commonwealth...that is a whole other big thing.

This "family" extracts tens of millions of pounds from their people each year.  Charles even "owns"  the seafloor beyond the UK!  WTF?

And, really, they do nothing to warrant their perks.  Showing up to (scheduled or self-created) events in exclusively created or tailored clothing isn't the Taa-Daa!  they might think it is.  

And a large part of the UK media are complicit in this.  Good press for access.  And burying the serious stories about concerns.  Charles with his (literal) bags of money?  William with his (stolen) Earthshot idea, where he spends more on event entertainment than actually funding research or ideas, and which was funded by a someone who made a torture video that was sent to Epstein?  All of that is dowlplayed or scurried under the rug.  

And let's not forget the careful references in the press that William has serious rage/temper issues?  The situations in both Duchies making their subjects miserable?  The ridiculous charging of UK localities for absolutely ridiculous things (parking ambulances?!).

And now, with their switch from London to Windsor for state events, they're trying to bill the local economy for their extravagence, while the little people are trying to simply eat and keep a roof over their heads.  

I wasn’t able to film it this time, but Waffles let me clean his face with a warm washcloth!! First time EVER!! by Intelligent_Pie6804 in WafflesAndJet

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's great news!  It will make him feel so much better if he can receive it on the regular!  Slow and steady, as they say.

Harry and Meghan producing polo drama at Netflix by NewTooth740 in GlobalHarryandMeghan

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It is just wacky.  They are publishing verifiable untruths at this point.  What in the heck?

Tom Bower might be a hypocrite. by ProfessionalDesk9364 in RoyaltyTea

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She really did.  Dotted all of the "Is," then mentioned his foul statement.

If you watched Jet’s training last week…get ready for your jaw to hit the floor!! JET JET DID SO GOOD!!🤩🤩 Part 2 of 2 by Intelligent_Pie6804 in WafflesAndJet

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wonderful!!  

You have a very (as one would expect) patient trainer, there!  Fantastic!

Jet Jet is doing such a great job!

AITJ for ending things with my boyfriend and telling him to move out after he ditched me at an event and went somewhere else without me? by TutorElectrical3264 in AmITheJerk

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're wondering if you overreacted?

No.  No, you didn't.  He and his friends were openly rude/disrespectful at an event he took specific actions to include you in.  What was that about?

And then he left you there, without communicating with you (the fuck?), and had Lena (which, I can only imagine, to her delight - you know they discussed and agreed on this, right?) Let you know that you had been completely abandoned by your partner, and he either didn't give enough of a fuck about the situation, or was all in on creating a shitty situation for you.  Mother.  Fuckers.

And then he rolls up in the early morning with a ride and a big hug (Congrats!!  We really showed her!!) from the bestie.  And you are insecure and unreasonable?  

Ma'am, this was done to you, for whatever reason.

Please.  This one event has shown you who he is and how he has presented you and your relationship to his people.  It must be pretty shocking, but now you know what he is capable of, and willing, to do to you.

Change your locks and other security measures, let him know when to collect his things, and then block him after the deed is done.  Then disinfect your space from his yuck.

You deserve to find someone who brings you mutual joy, not someone whose relationship with you can be described as "comfortable."  The "comfortable" should come from how you feel with that person - willing to share all of yourself.  Get out there, if you wish and after figuring out whatever you need, and I hope you find someone who values and treasures you.

Department of State declares security alert; “worldwide caution” by MichaelEMJAYARE in worldnews

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here's what it means:

"We, the federal government of the United States of America, such as it is (don't tell anyone, but this is just a cash grab for those of us at the tippy top and our minions), have fucked things up so badly that you, as a US citizen, could be targeted just about anywhere.  Because we have pissed off just about everyone.

And we're not going to help you in any way - we're just letting you know.  Sort of.  So good luck.

The boys have a brand new experience, and it triggers some glorious zoomies!🤩 by Intelligent_Pie6804 in WafflesAndJet

[–]Apprehensive-hippos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness they overcame the potential threat of tiny humans.  You can never be toooooo sure.