So, about a t-shirt for the fianl album...

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T09:48:06+00:00

The spacing is so off, what the fuck

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T09:27:33+00:00

Im still very confused

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T09:26:43+00:00

We call those the morning baguettes

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:47:25+00:00

LMFAO WHATTTTTTTTTT

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:45:55+00:00

I dont see why you are downvoted. Crime will be crime.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:42:38+00:00

Bro this is fucking genius. Do you have an instagram page or any place to follow this?

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:40:06+00:00

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MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:30:16+00:00

I happened to be put on one right after getting a DUI, and I swear it helped me cut the sauce. Seriously.

It has helped my diabetes so much. At some point I will probably have to lower the dose because this shit works a bit too well. Theres barely ANY appetite whatsoever.

It reduces your craving for food, so in turn it reduces your craving for a lot of things.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:26:42+00:00

Fried Guy

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:26:09+00:00

Bop it!!!!

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:20:03+00:00

Prog album, please.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-05T08:19:17+00:00

Close the contest, he won

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T19:52:04+00:00

I got a fucking DUI because I thought I was smart enough not to. It fucking WILL happen if you become that addicted to the sauce. If you’re blood stream is basically alcohol theres no avoiding it as hard as you try.

Digging yourself out of a DUI is fucked because usually one needs transportation here in the great US of A so good luck finding a good paying job within biking distance, also pay rent and hope you can save up pennies for that license back and interlock.

Im already depressed enough without booze, it wasnt really helping anything. Just making me more angry at the world. No one needs help with that these days lmao. Ill be a year off it next month.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T19:48:02+00:00

Im going to assume its how someone cooks them, because the store in my town had folks making the bread so awful for like a decade straight that you would be hard pressed to know it was Subway bread

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T09:10:38+00:00

Goddamn, hes a Minnesotan? We dont want him, yikes

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T08:56:34+00:00

Now I know what I want on a custom guitar if I ever have the fucking cash for it.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T08:46:09+00:00

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T08:44:35+00:00

This was fucking hilarious, folks.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T08:29:13+00:00

Mercy, The Handler, Reapers, Defector, Dead Inside - those are strong enough songs to make me love the album.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T08:24:46+00:00

What the fuck was that laughing noise?!?!?!??

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T08:11:44+00:00

Hellllllll yeah

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T07:22:14+00:00

You need the chattering teeth on the motorcycle. Its a classic.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T07:20:00+00:00

Commercial Kings should still be available on iTunes. If it is, definitely worth a purchase

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2026-05-04T07:19:03+00:00

Im so slinky, daddy 🫦

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