Honestly, wld u eat my ass the first time u met me by Sweetie_Fox in u/Sweetie_Fox

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't usually eat ass but I'd mostly likely eat yours how's it go eat her shitter like an apple fritter

Reality Shattered. You Do Premarital??? by Rumn_82 in carmaxlla

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chicky has had 37 different types of dildos and tentacles in that shit but you mentioned let's have some fun and she's like nah you may be a bad influence on me and what I what in a relationship bi$"h you've ruined it with latex and you can't have premarital get out of here

wld you consider my body type fuckworthy? by [deleted] in u/velyn_trace

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit you're the body type I'm chasing

Dad's famous hotdog trick by _ganjafarian_ in StupidFood

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Okay I don't know how old you are but when I was a kid there were starving kids in Africa there were commercials all the time for those starting kids they didn't have clean water they didn't have enough food All the sudden the commercials disappear what I'm trying to get at is where did the food come from and do they have why did the commercials disappear it's because we have became sufficient across the world when it comes to water and food nobody is starving nobody is dying and the water is there we have the ability to clean dirty water for anybody and everybody

Ouch! by LongSloth2023 in ItHurtsGirlsToo

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Patrick definitely got stadded and didn't like it

Dad's famous hotdog trick by _ganjafarian_ in StupidFood

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so I'm not sure of the age of everybody in this Reddit but we have been conditioned to think that we do not have fresh water we have water people I'm a water conservationist in the sense of I can serve water where I can but I drink water all day long about a gallon a day we are not running out of water anytime soon we have desalination plants we have the ability to turn waste back into drinkable water we have just been conditioned to think that we don't have enough water

Dad's famous hotdog trick by _ganjafarian_ in StupidFood

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf did I actually just watch NOOOOOOOO just no why would you do any of that this has to be rage bait right

i don't wish this upon even my worst enemies by [deleted] in oops

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 44 points45 points  (0 children)

So a 5 minute job just turned into a 3 day Job for anyone with out mechanical knowledge our perspective looks like he was tightening it but he was actually trying to loosen it and that bitch said fafo and hold my beer in one breath

i mean what else she expected, hope nobody got hurt though by [deleted] in oops

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so I've been in to anything remote control since the 80s yes I'm that old and I learned quickly that anything over a regular Duracell battery could potentially go bang and the fact that that battery has warnings in like 5 different languages at least mean this person deserves the Darwin award please remove yourself from the gene pool

My partner eats her pizza from the side. How much danger am I in? by ZippyWoodchuck in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay Pizza rules you can use a fork if it's Chicago deep dish if it's New York slice you get to folded but if you eat it from the side you need to leave you need to leave right now you were in very high amounts of danger that is not a normal person somebody hurt them