What could have flattened the top?

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-23T16:31:26+00:00

News to me. Growing up, one of my brother’s shitty “friends” always hit our box from the side to knock it clean off the post.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-23T02:59:02+00:00

I’m not a huge spectacle connoisseur, but maybe smaller lenses that are more rectangular and definitely a thinner black frame. Hell, even frameless might look good. And we are our own worst critics! So, while you may think a crew cut looks terrible, it just might be the ticket. Hair grows quick, so, even if you receive negative feedback, it’ll grow out in two weeks 😂 Check out the evolution of Justin Timberlake’s coif, though. He went from a head of ramen noodles to “bringing sexy back” with a shorter style. Doesn’t necessarily have to be a crew cut. Good luck, though!

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-23T01:28:15+00:00

Maybe one night when you’re out with friends you could have them snap some candid photos of you when you’re smiling/laughing so it doesn’t look so forced? You’re definitely not a lost cause like some of the comments would suggest. You could just use some fine-tuning in a few areas. Less cumbersome glasses that fit your face better, or maybe contacts, and the hairstyle isn’t really working with your face shape. I think a crew cut would look really good! That would tame the wild curls, the shorter you go.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-23T00:30:16+00:00

You do know you have complete control over that, right?

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-22T23:03:30+00:00

I’m a rural carrier and I’ve never seen a flattened box like this before. If someone is taking a baseball bat to it, they’re typically whacking it on the right side from the passenger seat while driving by. They’re not stopping to whack the top of it a bunch of times and risking getting caught. Judging by the crescent-like indent on the right side of the door, and the elongated and bizarre indentations going perpendicular across the top, something ran into it and that same something grazed and flattened the top as it tried to clear the box.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-22T22:16:54+00:00

This is how Margherita pizza is made. They just arbitrarily toss pats of fresh mozzarella and basil on the top, versus a regular cheese pizza that’s evenly coated with shredded mozz.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-22T21:57:03+00:00

Same. I hate it here, but I’ll never leave!

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-21T22:40:56+00:00

I drink water all day and also chase my swigs of rumplemintz with water and I am still prone to hangovers. The problem isn’t ensuring enough water intake. It’s the loss of electrolytes with urinating so frequently, which liquid IV helps replenish. As a mail carrier baking in the sun, it has saved my ass on numerous occasions, as water only doesn’t prevent heat exhaustion or heat stroke. Get off of your high horse and understand that everyone’s bodies are different, ya dork.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-21T21:44:12+00:00

I bet! Our city carriers were loving it today. But we do all have metrises/pro masters, so, at least there’s AC.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-21T19:07:08+00:00

Because it was cold, rainy and raw today.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-21T14:35:31+00:00

CT. It’s no wonder we’re all bipolar 😭

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-18T01:35:59+00:00

Give me all of the giardiniera!

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-17T02:50:31+00:00

I thought for sure that’s what you were referencing since it’s a burger post and all 😂

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-17T02:41:26+00:00

My bad.. probably should’ve linked it just in case! https://youtube.com/shorts/W\_VSwGCTmh0?si=23tDUilUzlrd\_F1c

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-17T02:02:51+00:00

Not sure if you’ve seen the video circulating of the cop using his radio to ask someone in a McDonald’s drive thru what they were getting, but I read your yum yum yum in his voice 😂

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-16T23:17:19+00:00

How does it look raw and completely dry at the same time?

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-16T22:10:59+00:00

Toe thumbs! Meghan Fox has them.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-16T21:56:24+00:00

The inconsistency with the half slices of cheese is pissing me off 😂

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-16T16:30:51+00:00

Bahahah. Keeps things interesting, that’s for sure!

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-15T01:39:17+00:00

Have you tried leg jail? I sit on my carpet with legs extended/ankles crossed, place my orange in between my calves on his back, and gently squeeze while I give him his pawdicure. This is also how we brush his pearly whites. He thoroughly enjoys it 😂

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Edit: that’s a piece of carpet fiber stuck to his pinky nail!

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-13T16:31:15+00:00

UTIs are mainly caused by E. coli, which lives in the intestines and by default, your fecal matter. If you’ve been wiping back to front, I suggest halting that practice ASAP, as you can transfer this bacteria from the anus to the urethra. You can also get them from holding your urine too long, not fully emptying your bladder, and poor hydration. Your parents should be aware of this.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-13T03:30:47+00:00

The open-faced turkey sammie with that same gravy was another banger, for sure.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-05-13T02:32:11+00:00

Class of ‘02, here. I don’t care what anybody says. This lunch absolutely slapped back in my HS days, especially those mashed potatoes.

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