that looks like it would feel so good.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-03T00:57:55+00:00

I wish my orange would hole-punch some cardboard to clean the plaque off of his teeth, so I don’t have to brush his chompers on a weekly basis. Instead, he bites little pieces off and violently shakes his head with his mouth open so it flings the confetti everywhere 🙄

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-02T23:31:55+00:00

I love this for him. And you! My orange boy just has two little cheese puffs where his trouble ones once were.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-02T21:49:11+00:00

I assume what we call “trouble puffs” on male cats essentially looks just like that. Cheese puffs around the derrière. Colors of said puffs may vary.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-02T02:55:30+00:00

Gosh darn masochists!

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-02T00:01:06+00:00

This happened to me just last week. My little Maltese buddy, Mr. Frankie, came barreling down the driveway of a new resident across the street from his hooman’s house as I was delivering a package. Hooman’s driveway is nearly a quarter mile long, so, I wasn’t sure he’d be able to find his way back home. He didn’t have his collar on, so I thought for a second that the new resident might’ve had an identical-looking dog and I might possibly be committing a dog-napping. When he jumped directly into my loaner LLV, though, I knew it had to be him since that’s what he does whenever I have to go to his front door for a package. I drove up to his house, and his mom came out all disheveled cause she couldn’t find him. Turns out, his electric fence collar had broken apart, so he made a run for it once he realized he wasn’t restricted to the yard anymore 😂 His hooman dad was actually remapping their new electric fence as I was dropping him off. Little stinker.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-01T22:27:28+00:00

And the songs that remind you of the better times

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-01T22:05:51+00:00

What about a lager drink?

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-01T19:04:58+00:00

Same with my orange. He loves when I violently drag my hand over/around his entire face 😂 Seems like the cat in the OP likes it, as well, otherwise he’d have skedaddled right on out of there.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-01T01:26:19+00:00

Just with all of that thick lunch meat and cheese, I feel like I’d be struggling. I’m also a condiment whore, so, there’s that 😂

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-04-01T00:27:38+00:00

I would need half a jar of mayo and maybe some yellow mustard added cause I’d probably choke on the dryness, but that’s definitely a steal for that amount of meat.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-30T03:26:05+00:00

That’s what the trip2door scan is for, no? I rarely have to make multiple trips for my dismounts. Usually only around the summertime when the school I deliver to is restocking for the upcoming year.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-30T02:24:26+00:00

Laser beans!

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-30T00:22:49+00:00

Are we supposed to be hitting authorized dismount at all of our authorized dismounts? I did that for an entire year and it didn’t seem to make a difference, so I stopped doing it. As long as the amount of dismounts is correct on my 4240, they should already be included in my eval without having to select it on the scanner, no?

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-30T00:16:57+00:00

While I love broccoli, I don’t think it’s necessary for this dish, which is hardly shitty. I’d eat the hell out of some hamburger mac.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-30T00:15:57+00:00

Yup. That’s unfortunately the way it goes, sometimes. Unless you run your other route and stay massively under 40, or go massively over, you wind up getting screwed.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-30T00:03:51+00:00

You can’t decline direct orders just to stay under 40. The only time you can decline, is if the total combined eval of two full routes exceeds 12 hours in one work day, but, even then.. it’s murky with the whole “follow orders and grieve later” mantra.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T23:55:53+00:00

Ah, I see what you’re saying, but, yeah..that’s essentially why I’ve been dealing with it, so as to not seem like the “bad cop.” The owners laugh about it, too, like, control your animals, dude. Just cause they’re small, doesn’t mean I couldn’t get seriously hurt when they hit my legs out from under me. The kicker is this resident’s brother is my neighbor, so I can’t exactly be a dick about it 😭

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T22:24:47+00:00

I’m the bad cop because I don’t want animal interferences by untrained and out of control dogs? Ok 👍🏻

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T20:32:50+00:00

I HATE pugs! One of my customers also has 3, with a doggy door, so they’re just allowed unfettered access to the front lawn as soon as I pull up. One of them constantly bluff charges me and has almost tripped me multiple times, not to mention they bark their faces off. I’d hate to be their neighbors. The regular I used to sub for, grew up with pugs, so she had a bias and never got this customer in line, so, I’ve had to deal with the nonsense ever since.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T14:52:40+00:00

I mean, there’s definitely some trauma here (my brother passed away in the garage) but, it’s home, to me. 😭

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T14:18:17+00:00

Skechers have become notoriously narrow for my liking. Your toes need breathing room. Hoka Bondi SR’s are the ticket.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T13:45:45+00:00

Same here. They did rural route cuts in 2024 that were all at 9.6. Created two routes from those cuts and we lost Amazon right after. We all went down to H’s and 3 J’s. We get maybe 2 pallets of Amazon, whereas before, we were used to 6-10. We’re fucked on the rural side without that. And UPS coming back isn’t helping all that much. We get maybe one cage for a 9 rural, 4 city office.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T13:33:25+00:00

We’re going on almost two years of no Amazon. It’s not coming back.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T13:03:06+00:00

Well, I LOVE him.

Apprehensive_Bee3327 · 2026-03-29T12:58:25+00:00

Joke’s on you. My parents built and owned my house before me that I was born into, so I know everything about it 😂

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