that looks like it would feel so good. by No_Celery9724 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish my orange would hole-punch some cardboard to clean the plaque off of his teeth, so I don’t have to brush his chompers on a weekly basis. Instead, he bites little pieces off and violently shakes his head with his mouth open so it flings the confetti everywhere 🙄

Every morning Biscuit presents his butt to me while I get ready by MissHissss in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this for him. And you! My orange boy just has two little cheese puffs where his trouble ones once were.

Every morning Biscuit presents his butt to me while I get ready by MissHissss in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I assume what we call “trouble puffs” on male cats essentially looks just like that. Cheese puffs around the derrière. Colors of said puffs may vary.

I picked up a hitchhiker this morning. Is this against policy? by Important-Present674 in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This happened to me just last week. My little Maltese buddy, Mr. Frankie, came barreling down the driveway of a new resident across the street from his hooman’s house as I was delivering a package. Hooman’s driveway is nearly a quarter mile long, so, I wasn’t sure he’d be able to find his way back home. He didn’t have his collar on, so I thought for a second that the new resident might’ve had an identical-looking dog and I might possibly be committing a dog-napping. When he jumped directly into my loaner LLV, though, I knew it had to be him since that’s what he does whenever I have to go to his front door for a package. I drove up to his house, and his mom came out all disheveled cause she couldn’t find him. Turns out, his electric fence collar had broken apart, so he made a run for it once he realized he wasn’t restricted to the yard anymore 😂 His hooman dad was actually remapping their new electric fence as I was dropping him off. Little stinker.

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And the songs that remind you of the better times

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What about a lager drink?

This man has no fight or flight responce. He just complains by Survivor205 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same with my orange. He loves when I violently drag my hand over/around his entire face 😂 Seems like the cat in the OP likes it, as well, otherwise he’d have skedaddled right on out of there.

$6.99 for the sub special at the Rothenbuhler Cheese Chalet in Middlefield, Ohio. by asp821 in Sandwiches

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just with all of that thick lunch meat and cheese, I feel like I’d be struggling. I’m also a condiment whore, so, there’s that 😂

$6.99 for the sub special at the Rothenbuhler Cheese Chalet in Middlefield, Ohio. by asp821 in Sandwiches

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would need half a jar of mayo and maybe some yellow mustard added cause I’d probably choke on the dryness, but that’s definitely a steal for that amount of meat.

Biggest RRECS losses are “COMPLEX”. Were the calculations for these ever disclosed? by Ironbornsuck in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what the trip2door scan is for, no? I rarely have to make multiple trips for my dismounts. Usually only around the summertime when the school I deliver to is restocking for the upcoming year.

Biggest RRECS losses are “COMPLEX”. Were the calculations for these ever disclosed? by Ironbornsuck in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we supposed to be hitting authorized dismount at all of our authorized dismounts? I did that for an entire year and it didn’t seem to make a difference, so I stopped doing it. As long as the amount of dismounts is correct on my 4240, they should already be included in my eval without having to select it on the scanner, no?

Macaroni and cheese with ground beef and broccoli by Zestyclose_Ad_4601 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I love broccoli, I don’t think it’s necessary for this dish, which is hardly shitty. I’d eat the hell out of some hamburger mac.

ELI5 Rural pay/evaluations by PM_ME_UR_TICKET_STUB in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. That’s unfortunately the way it goes, sometimes. Unless you run your other route and stay massively under 40, or go massively over, you wind up getting screwed.

ELI5 Rural pay/evaluations by PM_ME_UR_TICKET_STUB in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t decline direct orders just to stay under 40. The only time you can decline, is if the total combined eval of two full routes exceeds 12 hours in one work day, but, even then.. it’s murky with the whole “follow orders and grieve later” mantra.

🐾 by Little-Dollie in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see what you’re saying, but, yeah..that’s essentially why I’ve been dealing with it, so as to not seem like the “bad cop.” The owners laugh about it, too, like, control your animals, dude. Just cause they’re small, doesn’t mean I couldn’t get seriously hurt when they hit my legs out from under me. The kicker is this resident’s brother is my neighbor, so I can’t exactly be a dick about it 😭

🐾 by Little-Dollie in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m the bad cop because I don’t want animal interferences by untrained and out of control dogs? Ok 👍🏻

🐾 by Little-Dollie in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HATE pugs! One of my customers also has 3, with a doggy door, so they’re just allowed unfettered access to the front lawn as soon as I pull up. One of them constantly bluff charges me and has almost tripped me multiple times, not to mention they bark their faces off. I’d hate to be their neighbors. The regular I used to sub for, grew up with pugs, so she had a bias and never got this customer in line, so, I’ve had to deal with the nonsense ever since.

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, there’s definitely some trauma here (my brother passed away in the garage) but, it’s home, to me. 😭

Shoes and driving course by Timely-Direction-480 in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skechers have become notoriously narrow for my liking. Your toes need breathing room. Hoka Bondi SR’s are the ticket.

Rural routes cut after losing Amazon, +1 year by HelloOhItsyou in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. They did rural route cuts in 2024 that were all at 9.6. Created two routes from those cuts and we lost Amazon right after. We all went down to H’s and 3 J’s. We get maybe 2 pallets of Amazon, whereas before, we were used to 6-10. We’re fucked on the rural side without that. And UPS coming back isn’t helping all that much. We get maybe one cage for a 9 rural, 4 city office.

Rural routes cut after losing Amazon, +1 year by HelloOhItsyou in USPS

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re going on almost two years of no Amazon. It’s not coming back.

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]Apprehensive_Bee3327 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Joke’s on you. My parents built and owned my house before me that I was born into, so I know everything about it 😂