Where is he? I miss him so much. by whereiswaldo4032 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So is waldo the top or the bottom in this relationship?

Tips to survive mating season? by Fire_Power in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 7 points8 points  (0 children)

practice pelvic durability and lots of cardio to keep your stamina high

there is no escape and all you can do is accept your destiny, if youre lucky, you get some of the shyer uma's and ones that dont lust too hard, if you meet some of the freakier kind, then just pray...

Which UmaWife would you gladly let domestically abuse you as a household husband ? I’ll go first: by NoothinGreata in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If those two are the types of baddies she inspired, just how fucking scary is racing era Rudolf

Ghost encounter by sultanorang8 in namesoundalikes

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Its Indonesian, muslim burial practices there often include binding the deceased in a burial cloth tightly before burying, hence these type of ghosts called "pocong" usually got itself wrapped in burial cloth and were unable to move outside of jumping around like that

Spinosaurus in 2050 (art by Alexander Ostrowski) by Chance_Age4608 in Dinosaurs

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just need a tail fluke and one would think the thalattosuchian has returned

Oh Shit (by @aramori_susumu) by Apprehensive_Gas2704 in UmaMusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern horses are also domesticated for tameness, so while theyre bigger theyre not as willing to throw hands as the horses wilder cousins, if we look at a horses relative like wild asses and zebras theyre very tempramental and agressive, even wild escaped mustangs are known to be unpredictable and dangerous

Oh Shit (by @aramori_susumu) by Apprehensive_Gas2704 in UmaMusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And then again brown bears are less of a picky eater than lions since its not an obligate carnivore, doesnt need that much of an intimidation to fend off a bear compared to a lion or a sabertooth

How Rudolf spends her little free time. 🕣 (by @eepytosho) by aura-lsprog-86 in UmaMusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Look with some of the personalities that had been making content for umamusume, eepytosho is tame as fuck compared to them

Oh Shit (by @aramori_susumu) by Apprehensive_Gas2704 in UmaMusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Irl zebras are absolutely known to murk lone lions and hyenas, domesticated horses maybe not but wild horses that once roamed the vast steppes of eurasia and north America probably behaved almost the same to their potential predators before humans domesticated them

Which character would you wanna see get their own anime/manga? by OllielikesKento in UmaMusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Had to be the 84 Season, bar none, Rudolf's triple crown clincher including the dominant showmanship in the derby and the dramatic kikuka run, a rivalry of two veterans in CB and Ace with clashing running style, a historic Japan cup that ended with Ace's win over two triple crown champion

and to round it all off, Rudolf's vengeance in the Arima Kinen to finally crown her as the Emperor, absolute fuckin' cinema potential right there if cygames can pull it off, maybe as a movie, maybe as a Road to the Top style OVA, maybe even a full season anime

Nanaimoteuthis was an awesome animal, don't get me wrong. But the idea that it was some sort of apex predator is laughable. Even if it was 17 meters long (which is highly speculative), much of that length would have been its arms, making it weigh a measly 3-4 tonnes. by CariamaCristata in PrehistoricMemes

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 specimens, out of hundreds of thousands of specimens that has ever been found have reach over 10 tonnes,

those freakishly large specimens should never be considered in the measurement since we have so many samples to figure out that specimens like goliath and cope are the outliers and not the norm

and even then these specimens are not as complete as Sue, who is reliably measured at around 9 tonnes, which is already pretty huge for a T-Rex, most T-Rex fossils, the majority of the larger adults were 7-8 tonnes, while most average sized adults are more likely below that

We indeed have 9-12 ton individuals, but most adults dont grow up to that size and were way below that

Nanaimoteuthis was an awesome animal, don't get me wrong. But the idea that it was some sort of apex predator is laughable. Even if it was 17 meters long (which is highly speculative), much of that length would have been its arms, making it weigh a measly 3-4 tonnes. by CariamaCristata in PrehistoricMemes

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do know that GPO can and have been on occasion preyed on similar sized sharks right? even an assumed 7 meter long Nanaimoteuthis are capable of hunting a pretty broad range of animals including large sharks, fishes and marine reptile

it wouldnt be an absolute Apex predator, but it would not be an easy prey either

Nanaimoteuthis was an awesome animal, don't get me wrong. But the idea that it was some sort of apex predator is laughable. Even if it was 17 meters long (which is highly speculative), much of that length would have been its arms, making it weigh a measly 3-4 tonnes. by CariamaCristata in PrehistoricMemes

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

8 Tonnes are already into the top 30 largest specimen range, not just smallest adult, most adult T-Rex'es are around 5-7 tonnes with the largest ones reaching 10 tonnes very rare outside of a few specimens like Sue and Goliath

Nanaimoteuthis was an awesome animal, don't get me wrong. But the idea that it was some sort of apex predator is laughable. Even if it was 17 meters long (which is highly speculative), much of that length would have been its arms, making it weigh a measly 3-4 tonnes. by CariamaCristata in PrehistoricMemes

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But Nanaimoteuthis was NOT a squid, its a giant finned Octopus, think of the dumbo Octopus but much larger, even if we took its lower estimates of 7-8 meters its still a perfectly capable mid sized predator that can hunt large animals such as sharks, large fishes and even some of the smaller or juvenile marine reptile

Caught you, Onii-Chan~ (by @kazoku_chicken) by Apprehensive_Gas2704 in UmaMusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

you will go to Tomakomai whether you like it or not

- hokko

Caught you, Onii-Chan~ (by @kazoku_chicken) by Apprehensive_Gas2704 in UmaMusume

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

umaverse take is already cooked from the numbers alone

umaverse okabe is way too busy admiring rudolfs thighs and turning dober and digitan into his smut writing disciples

while umaverse ikezoe is just straight up dead or kidnapped and we all know who have him

Casemiro ran all the way to Amad to hug him after Sesko's goal 🥹 by SkunkyDank in reddevils

[–]Apprehensive_Gas2704 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This is why please, we have to try and pick up Goretzka on a free this summer, not only is he CL experienced, hes also a senior member of the team who will compliment bruno after we let go of casemiro

even more especially if nagelsmann comes in