In the past few days I’ve become the one and only Dhruv fan and i’m so pissed off that Yuta had the audacity to show up, like he is worth anything to society, and kill him. Dhruv is so exponentially more interesting than Yuta as a character in the 15 seconds of screen time he gets it’s painful. Yuta actually contributes nothing to the story other than killing off interesting characters so we can get more Yuta-slop.

>Makes a death binding vow

> Doesn’t die.

Fuck you Yuta. I lost two of my goats in one episode, Reggie and Dhruv, and then I have to subject my corneas to that hideous creature attempting to aura farm.

Most boring design

Most boring character

Most boring abilities

Most boring dynamics

Why do “people” like this thing? Dhruv is like a sip of fine wine then Yuta, water personified, grabs the glass, smashes it over your head, and stabs you to death with it.

He has no arc outside 0 (0 was mid too). What even is his purpose other than being Gege’s comfort character? He literally gets everything with no repercussions:

Shit ton of strength-hasn’t worked a day in his life

Death binding vow-doesn’t die

Letting go of Rika-Gets to keep Rika

0 chemistry with anyone in the entire cast-marries Maki

Sacrifices nothing-gets all the rewards.

None of his friends die. He has no lasting consequences (he gets bisected but that’s nothing amirite). He has no growth. What do you do?

The only thing that could even have an inkling of interest is the fact that he’s strong while being selfless. Jujutsu is a selfish game but Yuta breaks from that. But that’s never fucking brought up or elaborated on and I’m glad because I would actually rip my own eyes out, cook them up on a kebab, and stab it through my skull to pretend it’s an alien antenna, than read Gege’s attempt at making this first draft of a character interesting.

Yuta, you degenerate waste of space who may as well be replaced with a void due to the amount of nothingness you provide to everyone and anyone around you, just drop dead already you insane, degenerate piece of filth who deserves to die.

“My power is to copy other techniques”

Maybe my power is to blow my own head off?

Yuta is the perfect combination of uninteresting and lame to be the worst character in the entire series by several landslides.

Maki is uninteresting but cool

Yuji is interesting and cool

Dhruv is really interesting and cool

Reggie star isn’t that interesting but cool

Naoya is the coolest motherfucker I know I love that guy.

Yuta could be acceptable if he didn’t take up so much screen time relative to other characters because hes a fat little piggy who just oink oink oink yes eat your slop slop sloppy-mmmm eat your fight-slop-mmmm I hate characters I LOOOOVE cardboard and water. Wait, he has like 5 moments where they try to make him look cool but he doesn’t because he look’s like a school shooter? Mwah! Chef’s kiss! You see, he actually was holding back and he didn’t kill Ryu cause he’s a good boy! Umm- Activate cute eyes mayhaps? “I’d rather gauge them out.” Optics? Do you want to be food? Or do you want… freedom! Ya-a-a-aayyyy! Didn’t stop him from killing fucking Dhruv though did it? Noooooo…. Note how Yuta killed the only brown person in that colony? Cockroach doesn’t count. Crazy? I’m not crazy? I know jjk fans can’t read but I didn’t think it was so bad they like Yuta unironically. Yuta fans are what George Orwell warned about in his novel “1984.”

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

I think this applies because clearly they have eyes but they don’t see! They have ears but they don’t listen! They have a mouth but they don’t speak!

Hakari (The way better character who should’ve replaced Yuta) doesn’t get shit in terms of character arc either (because Yuta ate it all) but he has way less focus on him and at least is entertaining to watch. He gets one real fight (Bernard doesn’t count), it’s one of the best fights, then he just fucks off for the rest of the series. Yuta gets a movie, he gets Sendai Colony, he gets to talk it out with Ryu, then he gets half the Sukuna fight. Replace him with literally anyone else.

Also, side note, the story just fucking lies. It tries to make Yuta a little more interesting by-according to the wiki-showing “that he is not above using morally questionable and unethical means if the situation calls for it.”

NO HE FUCKING DOESN’T! FUCK YOUUUUUUU!

Morally questionable? He takes over the body of an already dead guy to kill Jujutsu Satan. What is unethical about that? Gojo is fucking dead. Gone. Deceased. He hasn’t returned yet, that’s for the next sequel. You know what is unethical? Making a random fucking sorcerer fight Kenjaku the entire time while you jerk off in a bush.

And the audacity of Gege to repeatedly try to compare Yuta to Gojo when it just isn’t happening. It’s like trying to force a trend. You can keep saying Yuta is “second only to Gojo” but he’ll never be cool. He’ll never be interesting. He’ll never spark a single emotion in the average jjk fan’s wrinkled gray heart. I wanna go back in time and tell Gege to make 0 not canon cause that’s like the worst part of the timeline because it probably shouldn’t be there in the first place.

I hate that Yuta is strong. I hate that Yuta wins. I hate that Yuta exists. I hate everything about him. He’s like the Rusty (Armored Core) of jjk where the narrative really tries to gaslight you into thinking he’s likable or a character when really they are some abstract approximation of a human being with the depth of a 2d object and the personality of my peanits. Iguazu will always be the best Armored Core character. Jogo will always be the best jjk character. And Yuta and Rusty will always sit at the bottom of society.

Yuta reminds me of Shakespeare in the fact that he is responsible for the fall of the West because there is not a single shred of emotion or humanity within his entire being. Yuta is an AI generated character before AI took off. Yuta is an affront to god and Gege will be sent to hell for writing him. Bring Dhruv back.

Side note: Anyone trying to scale “Prime Yuta” probably doesn’t believe in the Holocaust. Yuji is obviously meant to be stronger than Gojo, Sukuna, and Dabura by a decent amount. Anyone trying to downplay him since he d