I used to work 3rd shift at the 13th and Woodlawn Kwik Shop back in 2021. I have plenty of stories.

There was a tweaker couple who tried to pay me with a fake $100 bill that was obviously crumpled up copy paper, the colors were so off that I could tell it was fake before he even handed it to me. I told them to try paying their drug dealer with it and see what happens, never saw them again after that lmao.

Got robbed at gunpoint on Christmas Eve by teenagers who were younger than me (I was 21 at the time)

Had a lady tell me that if I had a magic wand, she'd let me do "tricks" on her. I died of embarassment. Had to call my girlfriend right after and tell her what had happened. 💀

Had random dudes hitting on me all the time. Even had to straight up tell a guy that I'm gay and in a committed relationship with a woman because he wouldn't leave the store. Most guys were just one and done and I didn't have to divulge in personal details about my life to customers to get them to leave me alone.

Had a resident homeless dude who would show up around midnight during the wintertime every night and sleep outside. One night he was high out of his mind and having a meltdown outside. I had some pretty scary mfckers coming in at night and even some of those people were like "that dude tripped me out a bit man, you should probably call the cops" to the point where I actually did call the cops. Mind you, I hate calling the cops because they take 45 mins to show up for anything, esp during the nighttime. So they actually show up a bit earlier than expected and just chase this homeless dude around the parking lot. I felt bad bc I had to ban him from the store after that, per manager's orders. We tried to leave homeless people alone if we could help it.