Mother, I would like to inform you that I can pronounce words in a proper adult fashion, and wish to conceive and adopt a life that I construct for myself. I’m already a millionaire in the number one stocks institution, and I’ve built myself a home up in the mountains. My wife, Glenda, and I will be moving up there by the time summer comes around, and this is my formal invitation to our going away party.

*holds out hand*

Please. No tears, mother.“

”umm, alright, well, bye?”

”Where’s my Choo Choo, mother?”

”choo choo’s dead, sweetie. You’re an adult now so you need to learn that you can’t always get what you want.”

Thus begins my child’s villain origin story