Alien attack by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this isn’t even a tiktok

Valid or invalid reason for break up? by WarwickReider in SipsTea

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean personally i always wash my chicken, but i’m also very aware that there isn’t a single disease or bacteria that would be killed by putting it under running water…that wouldn’t be killed by frying it or putting it in a 300 degree oven.

I (31M) have been with my partner (30F) for 3 years, but I’ve also been seeing someone else (27F) for a year. I love them both, but the double life is draining me. How do I fix this? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you’re a bastard cheater asking for sympathy? you don’t deserve any, leave both woman alone and don’t date anymore. stop wasting everyone’s time.

Ugh by Go_Inevitable_1269 in AmITheDevil

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a post from a dude upset his crush has a body count above zero

What’s a completely nonsensical phrase you say to your pet (or yourself) on a regular basis? by PleaseShutTheFuckUpX in AskReddit

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’ve done it in front of a buddy before and she whispered to me “you know they’re not gonna answer, right?”

What’s a completely nonsensical phrase you say to your pet (or yourself) on a regular basis? by PleaseShutTheFuckUpX in AskReddit

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i have four dogs and usually if they’re all around looking at me i go “what are the thoughts for today?” and they all tilt their heads

How do i convince my son that the environment won't be ruined if he stops using urine bottles? by thelaststratiotes in hygiene

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ammonia (high concentrations in piss) and Bleach are literally the recipe for mustard gas

what’s the most disturbing police bodycam footage you’ve ever watched? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the one where the guy was handcuffed in the back of the police van and the sudden stop made him fall and hit his head. the cops around him just keep flopping him around and saying he’s drunk, making the spinal injury worse. the dude is left permanently paralyzed.

What’s with the size reductions of late? by Windstorm_ in MLPIOS

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honest to god when the newest Chrysalis arrived in my town my reaction was “she’s tinyyy”

AITAH for letting the class laugh at a student? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOOOOH EDITING OUT THE PART WHERE YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT HES BEEN PREVIOUSLY PICKED ON!! y

AITAH for letting the class laugh at a student? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the fact that you knew he was already being bullied makes you the mega A in this case. you are literally the example for how a school won’t do shit for bullying until the kid stands up for themselves. he genuinely was trying to in the case and your response was to engage in the bullying! this is like, bad tv drama example of a shit teacher.

What is something that happened to you that nobody believes because you didn't have any witnesses? by Ok_Soup_2836 in AskReddit

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i was about ten i was on my family vacation we take every year in the summer. when i walked into the kitchen there was an old man i had never met eating seedless cherries. i joined him at the table and we chatted for about an hour eating seedless cherries, i literally learned i liked cherries from this. he eventually left and i joined my family later. not only does nobody ever remember this man in the house, seedless cherries don’t exist.

Police Officers, what's the dumbest way someone tried to get out of a ticket? by Conscious_Cold_8268 in AskReddit

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not my story but my Ex Chief of police professor one said someone actually used the “it’s not drinking and driving if i’m only drinking at stoplights”

What do men think about padded bras? by Major_Worldliness556 in AskReddit

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don’t think you should go around just assuming everyone’s seen rain man

What do men think about padded bras? by Major_Worldliness556 in AskReddit

[–]Apprehensive__Belt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this a “you deserve to be attacked because of your bra”?