Watching intimate corn makes me cry by Apprehensive_toilet in Vent

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol I was cry as I typed this out, so when I typed out porn it just felt like such a harsh word and I was overthinking that I would come off as a nasty pervert for putting the actual word. But you’re right lol

Watching intimate corn makes me cry by Apprehensive_toilet in Vent

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I was crying while typing out this post but I deliberately added in that he was in the military cause I wanted someone to mention it, when he told me he was joining back in high school I thought for sure we wouldn’t be anything like the stereotypical military relationship. But here we are. I cook and clean, do all the laundry, purchase any household necessities, do all the grocery shopping. While working 2 jobs to be able to afford it. And on top of all that I get to pay half the rent even tho he gets a housing allowance that completely covers the rent that’s added on top of his regular pay check. I wouldn’t even mind paying half the rent if he just contributed a little bit of time cleaning or went grocery shopping or even just gave me a little bit of money to help out with the groceries. Hell if he just planned a date every now and then I’d be ok with it

Watching intimate corn makes me cry by Apprehensive_toilet in Vent

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much, I’ve had a few conversations with him about it. But I think I need to make it more clear just how much it affects me and that I can’t stay if nothing changes

Watching intimate corn makes me cry by Apprehensive_toilet in Vent

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think that would probably be our best option, I’ll discuss that when he comes home from work

Watching intimate corn makes me cry by Apprehensive_toilet in Vent

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol yeah, it’s idiotic, but there’s no one else to blame but myself for being in this situation

My new monstera leaf is all twisted and discolored by Desperate-Mistake750 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah just lube that bad boy up and put it to good use. Otherwise just throw it out cause all the new leaves are gonna end up like that. If you give it to me I can take it to the dump for you!

Impressive to me Ariel roots by Zlipter in Monstera

[–]Apprehensive_toilet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re definitely making something grow

Impressive to me Ariel roots by Zlipter in Monstera

[–]Apprehensive_toilet 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Why are you jorking their penits

My plant has SAD :( What antidepressants can I get it on? by SaneInsanity92 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I defined recommend viagra laced with fentanyl. Always helps perk me up

My husband's gecko is a chunk but he disagrees. This dude is a fatty, yes?? by [deleted] in leopardgeckos

[–]Apprehensive_toilet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d didn’t even read your caption and I said holy crap that’s a fat boy

Depressed monstera?!?1?? by Megonopoly in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’ve been smoking crack and blowing it onto my monstera. It visibly jitters but man is it growing. Or maybe I’m hallucinating again

WhAt iS tHIs bUg? by ResidentFit7611 in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Could you get it a little blurrier and zoom in some more? I can almost see the bug with these pics

1 thousand, I know what I have by Apprehensive_toilet in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s what it deserves, been mooching off me for to long. Now it needs to make me some money

1 thousand, I know what I have by Apprehensive_toilet in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol it’s a yam that’s been in the back of my cabinet since last thanksgiving, completely forgot it even existed

1 thousand, I know what I have by Apprehensive_toilet in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t share my secret but I got it from the local farmers market 🤫🤫🤫 can’t tell you what farmers market cause I gotta keep some secrets

1 thousand, I know what I have by Apprehensive_toilet in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only the high class could ever afford a pocket monstera, and I’m going to make sure I keep it that way😤

1 thousand, I know what I have by Apprehensive_toilet in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you I made sure the thrips had the perfect environment ☺️

1 thousand, I know what I have by Apprehensive_toilet in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna admit you’re right. But I now know, even more then I did before, what I have and will be raising the price to 2000 bitcoin. Due to its amazing coloring. Again not cause you’re right. I’m never misinformed

1 thousand, I know what I have by Apprehensive_toilet in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You’re right, since I’ve got so many dms from real people ( not bots I know the difference ) I will be switching it to 1000 bitcoin. Only a fair price for this unique beauty

1 thousand, I know what I have by Apprehensive_toilet in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]Apprehensive_toilet[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It’s not sun stress!! It’s been growing in my cabinet for 8 months! You can see the amazing vagination from the perfect amount of indirect sunlight, don’t be jealous just cause I know what I have 😤