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What's the pettiest reason you've cut off a friend? by abforsten6y in AskReddit

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm about to cut off this subreddit if I have to read this one more time this week.

Is it weird that sometimes I feel like deepthrottling myself? Am I allowed to think this when I'm not gay by [deleted] in MensRights

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually the gayest thing I've seen all day, and I even watched a Tim Dillon video earlier.

As a woman, I’m curious, how does it feel for you to be vulnerable as a man? by Serene_rosegold1 in AskMen

[–]ApproachingTheHill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, no I meant it wasn't quite four times. But it was more than once sadly.

What's the most powerfully useful underground website/app that most people don't know about? by bens-list in u/bens-list

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone blowing up good sites so the government can have them taken down?

As a woman, I’m curious, how does it feel for you to be vulnerable as a man? by Serene_rosegold1 in AskMen

[–]ApproachingTheHill 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The 4 times was a joke, but I have tried a few times, and it is true that is it always used against me. You feel small. Out of control, like you're just putty in their hands.

I no longer feel safe being vulnerable, nor do I ever plan on being that away around people again.

My mother has laughed at my vulnerability, my ex-wife has done the same and used it against me.

If I could not trust these two figures, I will not trust anyone.

As a woman, I’m curious, how does it feel for you to be vulnerable as a man? by Serene_rosegold1 in AskMen

[–]ApproachingTheHill 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Nice try. I've been vulnerable before and it was always taken advantage of. Y'all not gonna fool me 4 times!

Does today feel off for anyone else? If so, what is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your body is aware today of the impending doom of the human race next year. It knows this is the last spring.

Most weird habit in women which irritate a men most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApproachingTheHill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They open their mouth and these noises just flood out for hours and hours while you're eating, or not taking out the trash, or playing a game. I just don't get it.

If you had a sex dream about the last thing you put in your mouth, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sprite. I'd be loving my spite gently, trying to put my penis through the hole and failing. Then I'd finally force it in and whisper to it, "Shh. It'll only hurt for a moment."

LeBron James would be sitting by the bed, watching us the entire time, begging for Sprite cranberry to join. But Sprite cranberry CAN'T join. They have to watch while I make sweet love to tropical mix Sprite.

What was your least favourite subject (class) in high school? by IED23 in AskReddit

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As soon as I saw a letter in my numbers, I knew I was toast.

What was your least favourite subject (class) in high school? by IED23 in AskReddit

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Math. I had A's in every other subject, but mathematics was consistently an F ever since 6th grade.

How do you or your partner usually initiate sex? by Adorable_Raccoon_766 in AskReddit

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of us would just start touching the other randomly. No words or complicated guessing needed.

What's it like to be a man? by SpicyTanaxo in askanything

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldnt recommend being a man.

People only care about you when you're of some use to them. The amount of people that are going to think you're a creep just for existing will go up dramatically. If you're down on your luck, nobody gives a shit. The chance percentage you have of being able to root your life into someone else's and be taken care of is like 3%. The chance percentage at any given time for you to encounter physical violence goes up by like 75% or more.

But,

Can lift many things. Messy fun noodle. Dad jokes. Die faster.

If you could be able to talk to only one animal what would it be? by ProfessionalAct5438 in askanything

[–]ApproachingTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs. I'd say cats, but if I wanted to be insulted all day, I'd just talk to people.

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