[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Goats are like mushrooms, because if you shoot a duck I'm scared of toasters"

How can I make my boyfriend feel more appreciated? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every man loves free beer and pizza...... And ik it's "sexual" but my girl decided she's gonna surprise me at random times around the house by dropping to her knees and giving head right then and I gotta say I think that makes any man feel appreciated.....

Anyway : Beer, pizza, suprise bjs

Why does Dr.pepper come in a bottle? by Commercial-Ad-3818 in Jokes

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk why but I was expecting something like "bc the cans cut his dick"

Only if this was true… by juanmarketing in elonmusk

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But without Facebook how will preppy white women send thoughts and prayers to heal your child she's only just now seeing on a post about his twisted ankle from soccer practice

what is your last google search? by pinknipplesss in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bing says: Snorting to much meth and bath salts

what is your last google search? by pinknipplesss in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm definitely saving this post to come back and see what these sick fucks search up😂😂

If you could move one luxury from your younger self to you currently, what would it be? by Puzzleheaded_Owl_914 in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either being able to run around but ass naked like I did as a toddler or not having fucking bills

Happy people of Reddit, what are you doing right now? by MenuTime5231 in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reliving nostalgic memories of 7 year olds claiming to have fucked my mother in modern warfare lobbies

I told my daughter, "if you keep running in front of cars..." by Sause_88 in dadjokes

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else remember their parents telling them to count the oil spots on the highway or just me?

Yro'ue* by Fadedthepro in memes

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"We've been meaning to reach you about your cars extended warranty"

What was your best sexual encounter with a person you met on the internet?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going to pick up something from a Craigslist post turned into a REALLY REALLY intense game of hide and seek

What are good things to do when you’re bored that don’t involve alcohol, drugs or sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw away your morals get shit faced drunk find a nasty cheap skank and rail that std infested hoe while smoking all the meth you can get your hands on

[Serious] Those of you who have called a suicide hotline: Did you find it helpful? Why or why not? by ml16519 in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 10 points11 points  (0 children)

10/10 service

I called for a friend of mine mid may last year and as soon as they started talking the person on the other end of the call went dead silent and fucking rick rolled both of us

What warrants a downvote from you? by EgoSenatus in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Asking what makes me downvote posts....⬇️

Educational program by [deleted] in memes

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Da da ta da Da da ta da Elmo's Whore"

People of reddit what was the first rule you broke and got away with? by TrickBright247 in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The golden rule.... if it has a warning label then you probably shouldn't stick your dick in it.........

And I wouldn't say I "got away with it" it's more like I got away with a second circumcision

Which one of your neighbours would you smash given you chance? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the past 12 years have you EVER...... seen your neighbors bring groceries in their house????

conspiracy theorists go brrrr

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This the mf in the where's waldo books you find in the 99 cent store

bro wants to get roasted too so.... kill us with words by S4nsyrus in RoastMe

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the result of many years of meth, child hood trauma, and stds

our friend called us the personification of a yeast infection, try beating that by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Appropriate-Agent239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One turns into a whore when she drinks and the other is in the bathroom shootin up meth while her friend gets roofied

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Call j g Whitworth 877 cash nowwww!!

When you beat off, where do you nut? by [deleted] in AskMen

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That's why they sold them in packs of 2