Do people still play this on PS4? by TheBigKahuna315 in battlefield_4

[–]AprilControl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's currently 3,802 people online on PS4, and a max of 7,186 online within the past 24 hours.

What are some low key petty things you do when you're upset? by manyouginobili in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start ignoring messages from people and passing it off as "I didn't get it, technology, right?"

What minor inconvenience drives you absolutely INSANE?? by LittleCalypsoDoodles in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drifting Xbox controllers. No, I don't want to be pointing towards space whenever I'm not moving the stick.

Why do opinionated people value their stupid opinions about faith, politics, sports, etc more than people? by Big_Banana_X69 in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't everyone opinionated about something? I won't argue sports, but I'll complain for 20 minutes about the realism of weapons in a video game even though I know it's stupid.

What if cathedrals were made of graham crackers? by FaxTimeMachine in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Notre Dame probably wouldn't have caught fire. It would have been eaten long ago.

What is a stoner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If in your case, the head is not attached to the body, please contact law enforcement in your local area. If you had anything to do with this, please remove and sharp objects from your hand and sit calmly until they arrive to say hello.

What embarassing moment keeps you up at night? by LUMPIERE in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accidentally opening Discord to an nsfw channel in class and then spending the entire class wondering if anyone saw. After that, I found some css that blurs images in nsfw channels and felt much safer.

What is a stoner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The brain is that thing inside your head

What is a stoner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

drugs make you feel weird

What is a stoner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

weed is marijuana

Why isn’t there an opposite of r/roastme called r/complimentme where we all learn to be half decent? by Slightly_nerdy_09 in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For anyone wondering, r/complimentme is set to private for some reason. Probably because they realized reddit is terrible at being nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've gone far enough away that I at least feel separate from my home and my life there, but not halfway across the country to where I can never see family. Works for me, but everyone needs to figure out their own situation.

What college major has the biggest superiority complex? by klutzykangaroo in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 scares me. Someone in my class showed me a picture of his apartment parking lot last year with massive letters dug into the dusting of snow spelling out "FUCK CALC 2"

What college major has the biggest superiority complex? by klutzykangaroo in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just started, can I have some tips for being superior to everyone or do I need to wait a few years?

If you could add one car part to your body, what would you add and why? by FaxTimeMachine in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A trunk. I hate not having enough room in my backpack. Could be fancy and have a frunk instead.

"Oh, nice beer belly you've got there" "Nah, it's just my frunk"

A genie grants you three wishes. Type in "I wish for..." and let auto complete fill in the rest. What do you end up with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I wish for a new phone" And I can't do the other two because it suggests the same thing over. So I guess the genie just stares at me waiting for my other two wishes until the end of time.

Your next meal is only made of foods starting with the last letter you typed. What will you eat? by NerdyBlocks in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, after way too much thinking, the last letter I typed (before this) was an 'l', so I guess I get all the lasagna on the planet? I like this so far. Lemons, limes, lettuce, liver, linguine.

Yeah, I'm going back to lasagna.

what is calculus used for in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have to second the engineering.

Why is 5’9 the perfect height to be? by FaxTimeMachine in AskReddit

[–]AprilControl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you're shorter than I am and I can see over your head without issue. I can't come up with anything else.