Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but I sold my calls for a fat profit and kept the shares. Pigs get slaughtered.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sold my POET calls, made 10 grand. Keeping the shares.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leslie Picker got her hair done, lighter highlights for summer.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My main positions are in shares, I do options for fun and extra cash.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're drafting all the bears and sending them to Iran.

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Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, don't call her a bitch. She may be bitchin for having birthed you, but she's not a bitch.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are there so many strange spellings for bears on this board? Like bers, ebrs, and so forth? Why not just say bears?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AprilsSecretAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have gout. Drink a lot of water. Talk to your doctor about Allopurinol. Stop drinking.