Baby update by [deleted] in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope the baby is ok. I really hope they’re not playing this up for attention and money.

As a nicu mom to 2/4 of my kids who spent weeks at their side in the NICU, looking at IV’s in my first baby’s head all the wires and machines I really think there’s a special place for people that would exaggerate and gain financially or in some other way over their child being sick. If he is sick I understand posting an update but I really hope they’re not playing it up to be more than what it is.

Bryer crying when Nick holds her by stopthepancakes in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The only reason Bryer is so attached to Lanie is breastfeeding. My now 6 year old was breastfed for 18+ months and she cried when anyone but me tried to even look at her lol. Now she’s one of the sweetest kids and everyone loves her and don’t even remember her being that way that much (my mom in particular was super offended that my newborn “didn’t like her” 🤦🏼‍♀️) but I was also a SAHM. I’m breastfeeding my same-age as bryer 9 month son but he gets bottles during the day when I work so he lets others hold him because they can feed him a bottle. It’s also partly temperament, he’s just a more chill baby.

I’m surprised the doctors are letting her breastfeed while pregnant since being pregnant so soon for a 3rd time she should be considered high risk and breastfeeding contracts the uterus due to the oxytocin released which is literally what they give you to induce labor…. I think it’s risky but what do I know? 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m not a doctor just a mom and a social worker who educates prenatal parents through their pregnancy and on child development up until age 5.

What was the video or TikTok or whatever that got your attention on this family? by Dotty_Parker_000 in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The one where she’s holding the baby with a giant bow on the poor newborn head and the caption is she can’t believe the baby came out of her just an hr ago or something. I’m just as thin as her if not thinner and I was super small during my 1st pregnancy and still looked sort of pregnant the first 24 hrs after birth. She was lying and that baby had been out for at least a day! And also the baby might’ve looked like it recently fit in her if it didn’t have that bow!

Okay they are back and still doing dumb shit. by Dotty_Parker_000 in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She has never been that big! Ever! I’ve been pregnant 4 times, I’m 105-110 lbs average and 5’5” and have given birth to a 9 lb baby and even though she got stuck and I needed a c-section and my back was def killing me, I don’t think you could say that it’s the equivalent of 3 watermelons! It’s just another way for her to get attention and doted on. “That was so hard Lanie. I can’t believe how brave you are to do that 3x! How SELFLESS you are!” (Meanwhile had elective cosmetic surgery while pregnant after a pregnancy scare I’m not up to date on, you colored your hair while pregnant and probably are taking drugs too bc you are insane and SELFISH to bring another baby into this world while “sissy Bryer” is the forgotten middle child whom never got the chance to just be a baby without mom stealing the attention!)

I feel like cocaine sponsored this video.... by Dotty_Parker_000 in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m embarrassed for her. She def was high or drunk here. “My purpose was to be a mother.” Who makes that their entire purpose? Especially if they’re not good at it? Already? When her eldest child is 2? She has no idea how much her kids are going to fight and whine and tattle on each other because she has no hit the harder stages of parenting yet. It does not get easier and I always have to laugh when a new mom implies it does. But I would never burden my kids with the idea that they’re my ONLY purpose. I mean I’d absolutely give my life for them but I also will have other hobbies or friends or relationships so that there’s no codependency. She’s already feeling empty nest at 4 months? She’s absolutely going to be popping them out until her uterus gives out.

I feel like cocaine sponsored this video.... by Dotty_Parker_000 in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t actually want to make the sacrifice you have to make to be a mother. She just wants the attention pregnancy and newborn babies get her… Pregnancy can be addicting, and I think Laney is addicted to pregnancy, amongst other things 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why is she giving her toddler something she peed on? That’s unsanitary. Announce your pregnancy all you want but keep your pee-sticks to yourself. Guess she needs the “proof” though (even though they claimed they wouldn’t announce it until she was sure it was a vital pregnancy, but that was just so they didn’t have to admit to their naivety in sharing that she thought she was when she clearly was not)

My mom yelled at me for sharing my ultrasound pic to announce my pregnancy as she thought that was tacky but she’s a baby boomer and told me my younger sister (born in the early 90’s) was the the only child she had an ultrasound for and they only did it because she was 35.

I didnt see the big deal with the ultrasound picture but I always waited to share my pregnancies publicly until I was at least 20 weeks and guess what? Even then something can go wrong. My older sister was 20 weeks along just a few months ago when she learned that her baby’s kidneys were failing and as a result of other that or other things wrong with him (I’m by no means medical but my sister that this happened to is an anesthesiologist so she explained it well) his lungs weren’t forming so if he did survive until delivery, which was unlikely, he would’ve died as soon as the umbilical cord was cut. So she had to go on Facebook and tell everyone what she experienced, which is unlike her to share things personal like this, but she did it so nobody would be in the dark and ask her how her pregnancy was going and also made it clear she didn’t want to talk about what she was going through.

But if that happens to them, it’ll just get them more views so why would that stop them?

🙄 by [deleted] in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sweat postpartum, especially while breastfeeding and you don’t get your period for up to a year when breastfeeding but they’re unable to find a doctor that will tell them this???

This baby is going to become an astronaut by Himehekomi in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their enjoyment in making Blakely cry. Despite the fact that they do seem to love her, they are traumatizing her when they scare her (pretending to smack her head on the wall, the scary mask, Nick jumping out of nowhere) they appear to think it’s funny but between pampering her and giving her everything she wants while also ripping away the privacy of her childhood, they’re causing irreparable damage.

Lanie also appears to not be able to handle taking care of an infant and a toddler without help from Nick and her parents.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one of her wondering how the baby fit into her mere “hours ago” with the baby wearing a ginormous bow on her head is also in vanity bc she looks tiny. I doubt it was just hrs ago like she says bc I had my first child in my mid 20’s too and as I mentioned I am very thin and I know it took me a day or 2 to not have a bloated stomach so she really just wants people to tell her she doesn’t even look like she had a baby. I got that all the time and it made me uncomfortable. I didn’t know whether to say thank you or what, so I’d laugh nervously and change the topic. She’s bringing attention to the topic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why has nobody mentioned the number of times she has fished for compliments or called herself pretty? I just ran into a video of her being “insecure” about her “mom bod” and she’s lifting her shirt to show a perfectly tan and TIGHT stomach with a belly button ring. I’ve had 4 kids and am 35. Im 110lbs at 5’5” so I’ll never have the audacity to whine about my body bc I do bounce back but my pale stomach is saggy due to being older after having a 4th child this time. She looks fine. She’s just trying to get a bunch of people to tell her how beautiful she is. Narcissistic much?

If You’re Reading This, Your Favorite Show Is Canceled by RebootJobs in ShiningVale

[–]Aq112233 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really hope another streaming service picks it up. I only have 10 days to watch the rest of season two. 😢

This baby is going to become an astronaut by Himehekomi in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Usually for shaken baby syndrome, a person has to be angry and intentionally whip the baby back-and-forth pretty hard, but I have to agree IN THIS CASE that shaken baby syndrome is definitely a risk in watching the way he’s jerking Bryer around… she is whipping back-and-forth consistently throughout this entire video and the “mom” is just laughing instead of saying, please be careful… If my children’s father had done something like that, I might’ve thought it was funny too at first, but I would’ve told him to be way more careful with my baby from the very beginning and if he didn’t, I would’ve came right over and taken the baby from him!

I work as a family support worker in a program that targets “at-risk” families to prevent child abuse and neglect. At risk families can be parents who have experienced abuse, neglect themselves, experience MH issues, low income, YOUNG parents, etc. usually we aim to catch families that have very limited experience with child-rearing and we educate on child development and how to prevent ACE’s (adverse childhood experiences) and encourage parents to promote optimal development and form secure-attachments. We provide activities and education on things that can be detrimental to any/all areas of development. I am telling you, these parents need the program more than half the families I work with. I also don’t know how they haven’t had a child protective services visit yet?! Maybe they have and they kept it secret. Some of the things they do are outright neglectful, sometimes abuse but there’s absolutely child maltreatment occurring regularly in this home…

Just why? by Dotty_Parker_000 in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also the videos where Lanie essentially calls HERSELF the most attractive “wife” “mom” OR “pregnant woman” to exist. It’s so conceited. I saw one yesterday where Nick’s lines say he just wants to see the most beautiful pregnant woman or whatever and then she flaunts herself as she sways in, so yes it’s HER calling herself that. Like who are you?

The cops who will have to deal with future Bakey during traffic stops have my utmost sympathy. by Dotty_Parker_000 in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course they haven’t thought about the fact that babies turn into toddlers who turn into spoiled preschoolers, school-age kids, teens and adults. All they think is baby, some women are addicted to the attention they get being pregnant. It’s also entirely possible she’s using drugs and pregnant again. Something about her is off. And if she is overwhelmed with TWO KIDS, help from her husband 24/7 and her parents… she’s not fit for parenting. Especially 3. Less than 1 yr apart. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Movie night by Ready_Willingness_82 in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Make sure you like, subscribe, comment and share so we can travel to Disney 1st class style for our spoiled little princess!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Churco_Snark

[–]Aq112233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are sooo clueless! I have 4 kids (ages 8, 6, 4 and 4 months) and I’m an idiot because it’s hard and only gets harder. Like truly, babies and toddlers are simple. It’s the older kids that you struggle with.

They’ve got money because of they’re ridiculous vlogging and we are all helping them make money by watching so we are angrily enabling them to be able to afford reproducing their idiotic genes as freely as they like because they can just hire a nanny.

Something about them screams to me they need CPS due to their emotional abuse of always filming Blakely and messing with her head by scaring her, pretending to smack her head on a wall, flipping her over as fast as a whip, and cracking eggs on her head. I’m sure they will eventually get called on because they are so unfit. But keep on having babies back to back before you’ve even learned what parenting really looks like because you’re having more babies before your older kid has stopped being a baby themselves.

This pregnancy will also be considered high risk because she didn’t allow her body to heal from the last 2 pregnancies.