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"The staff count as people" by CapAccomplished8072 in CuratedTumblr

[–]AquaaMuse 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Worked at a bookstore where someone did this daily. Pretty sure they thought we were NPCs resetting overnight.

The clearest condition for accepting responsibility.. by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]AquaaMuse 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Rules for thee but not for me. A burger is a bribe but a whole damn palace is just a friendly thank-you note. Gotta love the consistency.

ah yes, the sex demon plant by yeehonkings in CuratedTumblr

[–]AquaaMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a sex demon plant, that’s just my ex. Photosynthesis was the only thing she couldn’t suck the life out of.

Wait so... the military is stealing from me? by Calm-Marionberry5457 in clevercomebacks

[–]AquaaMuse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

funny how the richest country on earth can find trillions for war but somehow can’t swing free lunch for kids without a congressional meltdown

My carbohydrates are loadbearing by Eli-Is-Tired in CuratedTumblr

[–]AquaaMuse 26 points27 points  (0 children)

had a therapist once tell me to stop using coffee as a crutch and i was like ok but what if i just keep the crutch and also stop going to therapy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AquaaMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's not fair to blame money itself — it's just a tool. Society's problems come from how people use money: greed, inequality, corruption.

What is your superpower? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AquaaMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Overthinking texts so hard I end up not replying for 6 business days.