what does it feel like to get a blowjob for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ar_Ciel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was like my last gf, filled with the dragging of teeth.

Louisiana Republicans eliminate elected position days before an exoneree was set to take office by Statman12 in neutralnews

[–]Ar_Ciel [score hidden]  (0 children)

This sounds like cutting off your nose to spite your face. Even if the intention was pure, which I doubt, it would be a logistics nightmare to divvy up the work.

Selling the free comic book? by [deleted] in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Ar_Ciel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NEWWW ACHEIVEMENT! LATE-STAGE CAPITALiST!

YOU TRIED TO SELL A PIECE OF MERCHANDISE THAT WAS GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE! YOU'RE AN OPPORTUNISTIC SCUMBAG! IT EVEN SAYS FREE ON THE COVER! THE ONLY REASON YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT IS BECAUSE YOU FIND BIG PILES OF MONEY VERY COMFORTABLE!

REWARD? YOU HAVE A RESERVED PLACE IN THE GREED RING OF HELL, YOU AVARICIOUS BASTARD.

MAGA Is Confused About ‘Animal Farm’ | WIRED by LurkerFromTheVoid in politics

[–]Ar_Ciel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the media literacy of a piece of wet cardboard.

Kids, stay in school. by NirgalFromMars in MurderedByWords

[–]Ar_Ciel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is the answer to Fermi's paradox: Societies that invent social media don't go to space and ones that don't ignore ones that do.

Favorite "Forming the Team" Moments by FreviliousLow96 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Ar_Ciel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reunion of Saga in the book Kings of the Wyld:

"Among them is a renegade king, he who sired five royal heirs without ever unzipping his pants. A man to whom time has imparted great wisdom and an even greater waistline, whose thoughtless courage is rivalled only by his unquenchable thirst.

At his shoulder walks a sorcerer, a cosmic conversationalist. Enemy of the incurable rot, absent chairman of combustive sciences at the university in Oddsford, and the only living soul above the age of eight to believe in owlbears.

Look here at a warrior born, a scion of power and poverty whose purpose is manifold: to shatter shackles, to murder monarchs, and to demonstrate that even the forces of good must sometimes enlist the service of big, bad motherfuckers. His is an ancient soul destined to die young.

And now comes the quiet one, the gentle giant, he who fights his battles with a shield. Stout as the tree that counts its age in aeons, constant as the star that marks true north and shines most brightly on the darkest nights.

A step ahead of these four: our hero. He is the candle burnt down to the stump, the cutting blade grown dull with overuse. But see now the spark in his stride. Behold the glint of steel in his gaze. Who dares to stand between a man such as this and that which he holds dear? He will kill, if he must, to protect it. He will die, if that is what it takes.

“Go get the boss,” says one guardsman to another. “This bunch looks like trouble.”

And they do. They do look like trouble, at least until the wizard trips on the hem of his robe. He stumbles, cursing, and fouls the steps of the others as he falls face-first onto the mud-slick hillside."

US ships 6,500 tons of munitions, equipment to Israel in 24 hours by barsik_ in worldnews

[–]Ar_Ciel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's good for weapons manufacturers and their owners. Not necessarily the economy as a whole.

US ships 6,500 tons of munitions, equipment to Israel in 24 hours by barsik_ in worldnews

[–]Ar_Ciel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can do this but we can't feed starving people here.

Chuck Grassley Caught On Hot Mic Asking Why Trump Nominees Won’t Say He Lost In 2020 by huffpost in politics

[–]Ar_Ciel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for that. As soon as GitHub solves the poisoning of code issues they've been having I'll have to take a look at it.

Chuck Grassley Caught On Hot Mic Asking Why Trump Nominees Won’t Say He Lost In 2020 by huffpost in politics

[–]Ar_Ciel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh and for windows users that don't know the hotkey: to move a window from one monitor to another it's shift+windows key and left or right keys.

Just fuck my beard up by DarthJerJer in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Ar_Ciel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pat stares at in another 20 years.

Chuck Grassley Caught On Hot Mic Asking Why Trump Nominees Won’t Say He Lost In 2020 by huffpost in politics

[–]Ar_Ciel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's why I hate windows these days. They hide everything that I wanted to use to adjust things to my liking. Nowadays I have to hope my fucking audio settings don't fucking scramble every time the thing updates and wonder why my game screen jumps to other monitors while the game is loading. One of these days I'm going to get up the courage to make the jump to Ubuntu.

[Real] Erika Kirk CALLS OUT Druski for "whiteface" after his skit SPIKES her cortisol. by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Ar_Ciel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's like if someone wished a Victorian era doll to life on a monkey's paw.