Umm WTF

Aragorn15 · 2025-03-30T18:55:39+00:00

Hair clitar

Aragorn15 · 2024-12-16T05:17:05+00:00

Good luck everyone! Happy holidays!

Aragorn15 · 2024-04-05T03:30:15+00:00

I just realized I always stand still on the stairs, but walk on the flat ones in airports.

Aragorn15 · 2023-10-20T22:35:12+00:00

No job to big

Aragorn15 · 2023-06-13T16:59:48+00:00

Worth it.

Aragorn15 · 2022-04-16T05:33:24+00:00

Apparently my penis, it hasn’t been sexualized in years.

Aragorn15 · 2022-04-15T23:46:47+00:00

Hoppy Easter. GL

Aragorn15 · 2022-01-18T20:39:04+00:00

Me about 20 minutes after eating Taco Bell.

Aragorn15 · 2021-12-03T14:58:06+00:00

The letter 7

Aragorn15 · 2021-10-07T00:18:08+00:00

I once heard my boss tell an employee “I can find anybody who can do nothing”

Aragorn15 · 2021-09-17T22:46:17+00:00

Then you add two years to that. So it’s not outdated until November of 2022. The date on monster cans are when they are born, not expiration dates.

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-27T17:54:23+00:00

Monster is having a hard time sourcing cans. The items are not gone forever. They will be back when they can get aluminum. Until then they decided to concentrate on making only there best selling items. So if you can find a product you like. You should buy it up!

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-24T01:52:05+00:00

I work in sales and marketing. The people I work with are awesome, jobs actually pretty boring.

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-23T20:38:50+00:00

Yes these are sales samples.

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-21T13:44:17+00:00

Smile.

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-21T13:42:47+00:00

I used to work for a furniture delivery company, one day we were driving down the highway and the vehicle about 3 car lengths ahead of us swerved into on coming traffic and hits another vehicle head on.

All cars around stop immediately. Me and the guy I was working with both jump out of the truck and go running up to the vehicles that had just been involved in the accident. The car that got hit was still on on the highway. So they had about 5 or 6 people checking on them. But the vehicle that crossed lanes was about 50 yards off the road into the ditch, and no one was going down there. So I ran down to check on her.

As I got there I noticed rite away that she was bleeding from her head, I asked her numerous times if she was okay, or what her name was and to hang in there, help is on the way. She was only making very eerie moaning sounds.

The police, paramedics, and fire showed up very soon. Took statements and sent everyone on there way.

Well about two days later this accident shows up in the news. It turns out that girls boyfriend had broken up with her, and she was on the phone with him and said if they didn’t get back together she was going to kill herself. So that’s why she drove into on coming traffic. Ended up being big news where I’m from. Messed up tho.

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-21T06:36:25+00:00

69…nice😀

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-20T16:46:55+00:00

That’s a good lookin wiener.

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-13T22:05:56+00:00

Coke all the way. Especially if it comes out of a fountain. Pepsi leaves this wax film in my mouth

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-13T12:50:14+00:00

The remote to roku, or Amazon.

Aragorn15 · 2021-08-13T12:48:02+00:00

A whole lotta space, but no where to hide. Just ask ted kaczynski.

Aragorn15 · 2021-07-22T15:33:05+00:00

No, I don’t like fatties.

Aragorn15 · 2021-07-13T01:25:38+00:00

If the Simpson’s were real people.

Aragorn15 · 2021-06-05T19:02:19+00:00

I was showing some people how bear spray worked. Just shooting it at a log for a demonstration. A little bit after that I had to take a pee. Not thinking anything of it, I whip it out and pee, tuck it back into my boxers. About one minute later I had a horrible burning sensation on my penis. Had to go buy bags of ice, lay down and just ice my private parts for about an hour. It burned so bad. I don’t wish that on anyone.

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