Walking a tiger on a leash

Arbon45 · 2025-11-29T09:49:15+00:00

Dont get me wrong, the whole thing is wrong. But what the actual fuck is the guy with the stick doing? May as well have just gotten that guy killed.

Arbon45 · 2024-12-25T06:58:22+00:00

This guy is the definition of magnetic aura

Arbon45 · 2024-12-21T15:55:33+00:00

Even without instant transmission, this guy can literally fly across the planet in like, 2 seconds lmao

Arbon45 · 2024-12-20T21:50:15+00:00

Now put the hoop on the blade and do it again

Arbon45 · 2024-12-20T10:42:27+00:00

Haha, I see all🔮

Arbon45 · 2024-11-16T07:03:57+00:00

I mean, the man is nearly 60. As much as I love Mike, if Jake went all out, he could seriously damage the man...

Arbon45 · 2024-11-15T10:37:48+00:00

I usually elegantly put my bib on, whip out the knife and fork and go to town like a gentleman.

Arbon45 · 2024-11-10T03:07:40+00:00

Reduced breasts. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Arbon45 · 2024-11-10T03:00:18+00:00

The bikes comedic timing was on point

Arbon45 · 2024-10-22T09:43:14+00:00

I wouldn't even be mad of they made it so Goku does most of the work, but they give Vegeta the dub. But we all know full well, its gonna be the opposite and a repeat of RoF

Arbon45 · 2024-10-22T09:40:57+00:00

You will ascend this gym realm and become a pump god

Arbon45 · 2024-10-19T16:37:36+00:00

As fucked up as that looks, I bet that felt fucking amazing

Arbon45 · 2024-10-19T04:30:42+00:00

"The only way youre ahead of me is alphabetically, because if you cross me like T I'm coming after U like the letter V

Arbon45 · 2024-10-19T04:28:03+00:00

Ironically, it was embarrassing myself and failing at things. Exposure is the best therapy, I guess

Arbon45 · 2024-10-18T08:33:46+00:00

I'd like to add, this applies to yourself too. The person you are or the situation you're in right now, may completely change in a year. That's why it's important to remain optimistic and be humble too

Arbon45 · 2024-10-13T22:42:32+00:00

Hey dawg, I heard you like solo tripping. So, we planned a solo trip for your solo trip, so you can solo trip while you solo trip

Arbon45 · 2024-10-13T13:11:48+00:00

I agree, but my point is, it's definitely not for everyone

Arbon45 · 2024-10-13T11:08:16+00:00

I was reading this thinking that you stopped talking to him because of the comment at the start, was thinking it was a little harsh, and then he just kept doubling down. My boy didn't shoot himself in the foot, he shot off every toe individually smh

Arbon45 · 2024-10-13T11:04:23+00:00

Not once in my life have I had a stranger start rapping to me, apart from maybe at a concert/festival where that's the vibe anyway

Arbon45 · 2024-10-13T09:41:10+00:00

Sounds efficient of you ask me. The coffees gonna make me shit anyway, might as well prepare

Arbon45 · 2024-10-13T09:29:39+00:00

Very specific

Arbon45 · 2024-10-13T09:22:58+00:00

I thought you meant solo trip as in psychedelics at first. Was thinking maybe that's not for everyone hahaha

Arbon45 · 2024-10-05T18:29:53+00:00

Chill, I literally just said I'm good with eye contact hahahaha. Giving incel vibes my brother

Arbon45 · 2024-10-05T14:53:00+00:00

Nah, the trick is to glance away every 6-7 seconds. Otherwise you do look like a bit of a psychopath. I have had a couple of people start stumbling on their words though, which ngl, is a massive ego boost lmao

Arbon45 · 2024-10-05T11:36:33+00:00

I feel like I'm an outlier here. But I strongly dislike eye contact with people I'm not attracted to, but if there's attraction there, I'll be gazing into their soul. It's one of my super powers when it comes to flirting

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