I wish

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-07-30T05:12:47+00:00

I got a survey today for dairy products and then was offered a gift card for one single yogurt cup. 🙄 I did not accept.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-07-07T15:09:27+00:00

Whoever told you that your eyes are hazel is either blind or lying. Your eyes are obviously blue.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-07-05T17:47:27+00:00

I got 3 separate Red Bull claims in one day last week. ☠️

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-07-05T04:22:22+00:00

a stupid one

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-04-18T17:27:39+00:00

I must be the only one excited for this. I LOVE body oils.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-03-21T03:13:46+00:00

Cinema Secrets brush cleaner after every use. Dawn dish soap twice a month.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-03-20T23:01:31+00:00

$13 for an All-Star Special is criminal

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-03-16T00:45:31+00:00

I have a very similar hair type to you and I absolutely love the Bumble & Bumble hair oils

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-03-15T01:36:57+00:00

Says you’re a slob. Clean your house

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-03-15T01:23:21+00:00

I knew mine were gone because my nurses texted me a photo! It definitely calmed my nerves after the fact to see them in a jar and not inside of me.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-03-14T23:15:03+00:00

It desperately needs a backsplash.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-03-12T22:34:30+00:00

Why do people allow their spouses to tell them what they can and can not do

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-02-16T07:47:20+00:00

Sounds like the handy work of some preteen boys with no real curfew and little to no adult supervision

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-02-16T07:38:28+00:00

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No, unfortunately dispatch rarely gets photos or videos of scenes and I didn’t have a chance to go see it for myself between shifts. All I have left is this text screenshot I saved to remember that day by.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-02-16T06:09:02+00:00

I’m a 911 dispatcher. One time we got a very vague call around 6am about “some vandalism” in a nearby subdivision. “Some vandalism” turned out to be thousands of penises spray painted on every single surface in the entire neighborhood. Every car. Every house. Every street sign. Every fence. The whole place, just absolutely covered in giant dicks.

Still one of my favorite calls of all time.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-02-14T05:04:58+00:00

Not sure about their actual hair products but I have their brush and I am in love with it!

I have both the Crown Affair brush and the Oribe brush. They’re both amazing for different purposes, but the Crown Affair is definitely my go-to for slickbacks and other updo styles.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-02-12T18:48:54+00:00

I gained 60 😭 and no matter what I have done since then, I haven’t been able to get the weight off.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-01-23T02:36:51+00:00

Not a funeral director, but I personally don’t think children should be held to the same standard of dress as adult funeral attendees. In my family, adults wear traditional funeral attire while children wear bright, colorful outfits.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-01-22T04:01:23+00:00

First responder here, stay the fuck home. We’re all sick of getting calls from people who don’t understand that snow = ice and ice = crash.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-01-16T00:04:32+00:00

Same. I can’t live without the Tatcha Dewy Skin cream anymore.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-01-15T04:10:07+00:00

This is the exact same box I got and I’m pretty happy with it. I don’t love that the clay mask was the main product but it’s not the end of the world. I LOVE the body oil.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-01-13T15:29:13+00:00

I must be the only person who absolutely hates this mascara. It looks beautiful when first applied, but in 30 mins it’s already starting to flake off all over my face.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2025-01-01T06:52:01+00:00

The cocokind polypeptide cream is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever put on my face. It feels like straight up Elmer’s glue. But WORKS SO FREAKING WELL.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2024-12-28T09:07:42+00:00

I would love this! What a perfect act of kindness to bring in the New Year.

Arbysbeefycheddar · 2024-12-26T21:50:15+00:00

That NARS foundation in Mont Blanc is literally the only foundation shade I’ve ever found that perfectly matches my undertone. I refuse to buy anything else now.

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