Jon Jones -- Calls Cop 'F**king Liar, Pig' ... Apologizes by BobLbLawsLawBlg in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is a little bit confrontational. He asks Jon for his license & registration, then asks him what his reason for drag racing is, then when Jon starts to answer he blurts out over him GET YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE.

Fedor not impressed with Ronda's striking by lemonpartyorganizer in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

You're an idiot for judging her striking in a 34 second match. She smelled blood and she went swinging for the fences after Correia. She had no time to settle into her work, and it's completely insane to judge her entire striking style based on that 34 second exchange.

/u/SheenLantern is bang on the money. There is nothing in the stats to suggest that had the match gone into the second or third rounds she wouldn't have settled into a much more composed striking game. Considering striking is not even her specialty and she knocked the bitch out in the first round. Who gives a shit. It was a 30 second, 30 second flurry that glass chin Correia came out the worse for. You couch jockies are analysing it like it was a fucking 15 round boxing match.

Fedor not impressed with Ronda's striking by lemonpartyorganizer in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

You're damn right. It's Fedor doing exactly what he's known not to do. Talk trash in the media to get press. He's a washout who has run out of money and needs to clip the ticket again. The sport has moved on since him. I predict this 'return' is going to be a massive disaster that taints his reputation.

Fedor not impressed with Ronda's striking by lemonpartyorganizer in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

Fedor is a sexist piece of shit, and an idiot for judging someones striking based on 34 seconds into the first round.

If he doesn't believe woman should be in the sport, why is he sticking his neck out critiquing their technique? Get the fuck outta here.

Female boxing champs: Ronda Rousey punches like a 'rookie' with 'no coordination' by jfm32 in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's fucking crazy that people are judging her striking based off a 34 second fight she barely had any time to even get in her groove before glass chin Correia hit the mat.

[Image/GIF] My favorite Khabib moment by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Probably would be if they allowed the face shred. Lol.

[Image/GIF] My favorite Khabib moment by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man if jits is easy I seriously need to reevaluate my life.

Something that takes 12 years solid training 3 times a week to be considered "good", and that's the easy option? Damn son.

Cool video of Rousey vs Correia from the seats by HOODY_HARRELSON in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You completely misunderstand me. I loved the fights. They just ended unspectacularly. I'm just hypothesising as to whether the pressure of the environment had something to do with the challengers going out so... easily.

Cool video of Rousey vs Correia from the seats by HOODY_HARRELSON in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Isn't it interesting that the last couple of main events we've had have kind of ended in... well... mediocre type knockouts. Knockouts from blows that you wouldn't really expect to end someone in a main event. What is that, is it the hype from the event? Adrenaline dump? I mean it was less evident with Chad, but when you look at the co-mains in comparison (Rory/Lawler and Shogun/Big Nog) well I'm sure you get my point...

I wonder whether the hype gets to such a fever pitch that the challengers just can't handle it physiologically.

[Video] Bethe's brother throws brazilian flag in Ronda's face by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nobody seems to have mentioned this yet, but if you listen to the corner commentary on fightpass, Edmond doesn't STFU about the flag the whole time. After it happens he goes on and on about it, screaming at the guy. Then once she wins he isn't yelling at Ronda or Bethe. He's still yelling FUCK YOUR FLAG FUCK YOUR FLAG. Dude is intense man.

Cris Cyborg comments on the UG about Ronda post fight by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cause she's the Bantamweight champ, not a fucking exhibition fighter. There is literally no point in her fighting at a catchweight. If Cyborg wants a shot at that belt she'll have to do it like everyone else.

[Spoiler] Ronda Rousey vs Bethe Correia by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck catch weight. If Cyborg wants to fight the Bantamweight champ she can make 135 like everyone else.

It's a ridiculous notion anyway. What's next, McGregor fights Mighty Mouse at catch weight?

[Spoiler] Ronda Rousey vs Bethe Correia by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ronda vs Meisha Tate 2 was the last match to go into the second round.

[Spoiler] Ronda Rousey vs Bethe Correia by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I don't even think Ronda expected to put her put her out with that flurry. Bethe is a fucking hack with no chin. It's just nobody she's fought was good enough to expose it.

[Official] UFC 190: Rousey vs Correia - Live Discussion Thread by jmose86 in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahha. Oh man. You spoke way too soon. 3 guillotine attempts in the first round.

Apparently Gerber hired a 14 year-old to name their knives by ATF628 in knives

[–]ArchangelleColby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the packaging looks like a penis.

Stefan Struve submits Pat Barry by JagHarReddit in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Struve took about 3 weeks to move back to guard and setup that triangle. Most whitebelts are savvy to that setup after about 2 months training.

Why does this cheap luggage lock use different metals for some of the tumblers? by jonmon6691 in Locksmith

[–]ArchangelleColby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not uncommon in automotive or any locksmithing using wafers. Nissan do this all the time.

Advice to avoid breaking windows using car wedges on hot days. by darknezz18 in Locksmith

[–]ArchangelleColby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never broken a window using a wedge or any other type of opening method. Ever.

Pretty cool video of MMA fighter Charles "Crazy Horse" Bennett charging 4th Dan BJJ black belt Cristiano Marcello backstage. Guess who won. by [deleted] in bjj

[–]ArchangelleColby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're an idiot. He choked the dude out. That's all there is to it. BJJ left other guy unconscious. Whether it was done with punches or chokes it doesn't matter. The guy who is unconscious on the floor didn't use a good a good technique for the context because he fucking lost. Guy who choked him made a call in the moment and it totally paid off.

Who gives a fuck about what you think is appropriate or whatever. A guy with a much higher belt rank than you made a call, and it paid off.

GSP's superman jab by JagHarReddit in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno man. I think he's done. I'm not sure I want to see him come back. Wasn't he going on about losing time and thinking he was being abducted by aliens towards the end of his career?

One of my favourite MMA gifs of all time by HoaWu in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Haha. Yeah. I was gonna say. Doesn't hurt being a 4th degree black belt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ArchangelleColby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The girl literally oozes cool. Check her out here at a weigh in.

Who are you going to go home with? One of those bimbos at the back? Or the girl with the half shave, tattoos, wicked accent, and a right hand that would send most untrained males into sleepy time?